NIP Chapter 203: They Are All Problem Students
Chapter 203: They Are All Problem Students
"Teacher, this is my staple food.
"I walk too slowly, and the classroom is on the third floor. I was afraid of being late, so I ate while walking." The zombie said slowly.
The problem is that you are already late? Ye Fan was a little speechless, but he still didn't say it out.
"Forget it, you come in first." Ye Fan shook his head and said.
No matter how you say it, it can be regarded as a typical example of studiousness. Although it is a bit flawed, at least it is much better than those sleeping, listening to music, and putting on makeup in the classroom.
"Oh!" The zombie also agreed, and then walked towards his seat.
But his walking speed once again made Ye Fan want to take back what he said just now, and really wanted to kick him directly.
"Hoo...forbearance!" Ye Fan let out a long sigh, now that they are his students after all, it would be a bad influence to do it directly when they meet.
A minute later, Ye Fan was relieved to see that the zombie finally made it to his seat.
"Ahem, this is our first class, so let me introduce myself first." Ye Fan said, "My name is Ye Fan, you can call me Teacher Ye, and from today onwards, I will be your homeroom teacher."
"As for me, I am a very kind person, and you can also treat me as a friend."
After speaking, Ye Fan also looked at the reactions of the following students. He looked pretty good like this.
However, a minute later, there was no reaction below.
It made Ye Fan a little suspicious, is there something wrong with his introduction?
It shouldn't be!
All the teachers I met before said this. First of all, I said that I am very kind, because I can be friends with my family.
Then when you encounter someone who makes a mistake, you will be trained indiscriminately.
"Ahem, if this is the case, then let's start the roll call. Those whose names are called raise their hands and say so." Ye Fan picked up the roll call with some headaches.
"First, zombies!"
no respond!
"Zombies?"
Still no response.
Ye Fan finally couldn't take it anymore, picked up a piece of chalk and threw it over: "Aren't you a zombie?"
"Oh... Arrive!" The zombie finally came to his senses and shouted hastily.
"Oh my god, the second one, zombie." Ye Fan continued to shout.
"To ×2!"
Two voices sounded at the same time. One was wearing the official costume of the Qing Dynasty and looked a little fat. He raised his hand and shouted at the same time as the zombie.
Then the zombie looked at the zombie with dissatisfied eyes.
Ye Fan was also a little speechless: "Why, this time I called a zombie, not you.
"Oh!" The zombie quickly withdrew his hand.
"But in the horror game world, aren't there all ghosts? Are you really one?" Ye Fan looked at the zombie curiously and asked.
"Teacher, ghosts are not separated, they are almost the same." Zombie said with a smile.
But no matter how Ye Fan looked at it, he didn't think it was a zombie.
At this time, the zombie seemed to want to prove his identity, stood up and said: "Teacher, look, I can only jump and walk, and I can't bend my arms.
Ye Fan: ".....
"Forget it, forget it, I believe you, sit down quickly." Ye Fan waved his hand speechlessly, regardless of whether he is right or not, just take it for granted.
"The third one, Xiao Wei!" Ye Fan shouted, finally got a name.
"Here!" Sitting under the desk, the female ghost in red who was putting on makeup looked up and said.
And at this time, Ye Fan also noticed that Xiao Wei's appearance was a little different from before, and half of her face had turned into another face.
"You are... Painted Skin Ghost, right?" Ye Fan asked.
"Yes teacher!" Xiao Wei nodded.
"Okay, I get it, but Painted Skin Ghosts can't paint skins every day, and it's during class now, so hurry up and put away your things."
"Good teacher." Xiao Wei quickly put her cosmetics in the drawer.
But Ye Fan looked at her two halves of the face, it was a face no matter how bad it looked, it was almost obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"Forget it, you can finish drawing that half of the face first." Ye Fan could only say: "Be careful in the future, no skin painting is allowed during class."
"Good teacher!" Xiao Wei nodded.
"It's not bad, it's more obedient." Then Ye Fan looked at the fourth name: "Sadako?"
"Here!" In the row behind, a female ghost in white and really black hair raised her hand and shouted.
Ye Fan also reacted: "Sadako, you are not from this world, are you?"
"Teacher, I'm an exchange student!" Sadako replied.
"There are still exchange students." Ye Fan was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Sadako, your hair is a bit long."
Ye Fan looked at the regulations in the student handbook and said: "According to the handbook, the hair in front of the students cannot cover the eyes."
"This is the first time I've seen it, and you're a girl, so I won't say much, anyway, I'll cut it after school."
"Teacher, I can't cut my hair, I'm afraid." Sadako said in a low voice.
"Are you afraid, what are you afraid of, afraid of meeting people." Ye Fan said angrily.
"Afraid of hell!"
Ye Fan: "..."
"I don't care about this, I'll give you a day, no, just cut it for me at noon today, and I'll check it this afternoon."
Then Ye Fan looked directly at the fifth name: "Dracula!"
"Here!" said the ghost who was sleeping before, raising his hand.
"..." Looking at your face, you don't look like an oriental ghost. " Ye Fan looked over and saw that Dracula was wearing a small suit and a high-necked cape behind him, looking like a server.
"Teacher, am I a vampire from the West?" Dracula replied.
"Are vampires also ghosts?" Ye Fan was a little puzzled.
"Teacher, are you racially discriminatory?" Dracula said dissatisfied.
"No!" Ye Fan quickly looked at the sixth name: "Werewolf!"
Again no response.
"Werewolf!" Ye Fan shouted again.
Still no response.
"It's this one!" Dracula gloated and pointed to the one beside him, the big man who was listening to music with earphones before said.
At this moment, he was closing his eyes intoxicated, not knowing what he was doing.
So Ye Fan walked over directly, and after getting closer, he found that there was a small earphone in the werewolf's ear.
A headphone cable goes through the collar and connects to a flat panel in the drawer.
"It's very enjoyable to listen to, so let's listen to it together." Ye Fan directly pulled out the headphone cable for him, and in an instant, a familiar (Li Zhaohao) singing voice came out.
"For you, I turned into a werewolf!"
"For you, infected with madness!"
And the werewolf stood up abruptly, looking at Ye Fan with angry eyes.
"What are you looking at, who told you to listen to music in class." Ye Fan reprimanded, even an evil spirit dared to stare at him.
Then the werewolf gave up and sat back in his seat.
"It's almost the same. You still look like a werewolf. You are a werewolf in the first place."
Ye Fan held the roster and continued: "Jason." 1
"Hello!" The ghost with clown makeup in front of him greeted, holding an electric chug.
"Shut it off for me, or you'll throw it down, and you'll have a headache." Ye Fan said angrily.
"The last one, horse noodles!"
"Here!" said the ghost with the horse's head in the corner, raising his hand.
"He's a normal person, doesn't he have a bull's head?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Ye Fan: "... sound".