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Chapter 1300 Top-Tier Connections

Miss Yuan turned around, and Lin Mo then saw clearly that she was wearing a cartoon big-eyed T-shirt under her little trench coat!

Well, this T-shirt with the design... if Liu Ruyan wore it, it would be very sexy, since her big eyes would be stretched out by her chest, giving it a three-dimensional feel. But on Miss Yuan's flat-chested figure, it looks a bit funny, just a pure two-dimensional image.

"No, Sister Yuan, aren't you hot? Why are you wearing a trench coat? Normal women feel embarrassed wearing this because it makes people's eyes involuntarily focus on their chest. If you wear it, it will have the same effect. What's the point of covering up?" Lin Mo laughed.

Hearing this, Miss Yuan was furious. She was already angry enough that Liu Ruyan had described Henan as a strategically important place, and this was practically a veiled insult about her flat chest! Now that Lin Mo had joined in, she decided to fight!

She immediately bared her teeth, revealing her battle form, and unleashed a Leo Kick: "I'll teach you to keep talking nonsense, I'll fucking beat you to death!"

Upon seeing this, Lin Mo turned and ran. He was joking, he wasn't some useless Sichuan girl, how could he be bullied by a flat-chested loli?

Soon, the two rushed out of the studio's back door one after the other and started running wildly through the residential area.

Lin Mo ran ahead, while Miss Yuan chased after him with a broom. Fortunately, Lin Mo was stronger and outpaced Miss Yuan twice. She couldn't catch up and, exhausted, went back in a huff.

"Old Mo, apologize! I'll make you apologize! Look how angry you've made Sister Yuan!"

As soon as Lin Mo entered, Chuan Mei exclaimed that he was giving Miss Yuan a shoulder massage.

Hearing this, Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him and said, "Why should I apologize? I'm just telling the truth. Didn't your teacher teach you to be honest when you were a kid?"

Miss Yuan: (艹皿艹)

Seeing Miss Yuan grinning again, Chuanmei quickly comforted her, "Sister Yuan, Sister Yuan, calm down, it's not that bad. I'll go and scold him!"

After saying that, he went straight to Lin Mo, pointed at him and shouted, "What are you doing? Look how angry you've made my sugar daddy! Apologize right now!"

What's wrong with my Sister Yuan? As the saying goes, height doesn't matter, 1.5 meters is fine; size doesn't matter, shape matters. She's a loli, and I'll take advantage of her. She's dressed in a dress with cat ears, has a small mouth and big eyes, her short hair is pretty, and her long hair is flowing. I can pat her head and lift her up high. She has no arrogant arrogance, no domineering older sister vibe. She lives in a villa with a swimming pool and a small pavilion in the park. As Confucius said, "Why fear the death penalty!"

Who says lolis are bad? This loli is amazing! How dare you look down on me, Sister Yuan!

Upon hearing this, everyone was speechless. So this is how flattery can be done! Even Miss Yuan was thoroughly pleased. She never imagined she was so charming in the eyes of the Sichuan girl, to the point that she was even unafraid of the death penalty!

Lin Mo paused for three seconds before finally closing his mouth and saying, "So, when you look for a girlfriend in the future, will you find a little girl?"

The Sichuan girl shook her head calmly: "No way! I still prefer mature women with good figures!"

Miss Yuan:

Everyone:

Liu Ruyan laughed heartily to the side, while Miss Yuan was so angry that she turned into a steamy mess, her little fists clenched tightly and steam rising from her head.

I'll fucking beat you to death!

"Hey, hey, Sister Yuan, please stop! Although I like mature women, I'm not bad either. Lolis are cute too! Please stop!!"

After a series of screams, the Sichuan girl gave everyone another demonstration of what rumination is.

"Alright, Yuanyuan, wearing this outfit, you might not be able to attract any men, but you could definitely win over some older women. So cute! Hehehe!" Liu Ruyan covered her mouth and laughed.

It wasn't that she was talking nonsense, but Miss Yuan's appearance was genuinely appealing to women. After all, when she touched a girl's thigh, there were very few she couldn't reach.

Miss Yuan was even angrier upon hearing this, but she couldn't beat Liu Ruyan, so she looked at the girl from Sichuan and said, "Hey, can you give me a WeChat contact from that girl you went on a blind date with last time?"

Sichuan girl:? ? ?

"When did I go on a blind date?"

Miss Yuan: "It's that girl who ordered nine dishes on our first meeting and ate them all. I'm going to go on a buffet with her and teach the owner a lesson!"

Everyone:

In the end, Miss Yuan still took the young lady's contact information and went to give the buffet owner a lesson.

As soon as Miss Yuan left, everyone sighed in unison. Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh and said, "It looks like the owners of the buffets around here are going to go out of business. Look at you, why did you keep nagging Sister Yuan for no reason!"

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl pointed to herself in disbelief: "Me? I made Sister Yuan angry? Wasn't that what made you angry? I was just telling the truth. It's your fault that the buffet owner was upset!"

"Get out of my way, what does this have to do with me? How's it going?" Lin Mo retorted, then asked.

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue smiled and said, "It's already been updated. The materials are all readily available. Taking advantage of the popularity, I did a simple production and posted it. After all, Li Shiya's account is very popular right now, so any post won't get bad data!"

"By the way, little brother, what about your family?" Liu Ruyan asked.

Lin Mo nodded: "The burial has already taken place. My mom sent me a message saying that the banquet has already been set up. Don't worry, it's the same whether I'm here or not!"

When he woke up, he saw a message from his mother, Zhou Min. There was no custom of keeping the body in the mourning hall for three days in their hometown. Besides, it was summer, and the person died at night. They were taken to the funeral home for cremation in the early morning. After returning, the body was kept in the mourning hall in their hometown for half a day. In the afternoon, the body was taken out and the ashes were buried directly.

The old man is so old, there's no such thing as regret. Not to mention outsiders, even his children are very calm.

Although it was sad, I was actually prepared for this day. This is the difference between the death of an elderly person and the death of a young person. When a young person suddenly passes away, not only their relatives cannot accept it, but even their friends and colleagues will feel sorry for them.

As they were talking, a noise came from the back door. Everyone thought Miss Yuan had returned, but then, an unexpected figure appeared. "Hello, everyone's here!"

Liu Ruyan: "Yunyun?"

Lin Mo: "Sister Yun!"

Everyone: "Cousin!"

The person who arrived was Ms. Zhao Yun, whom we hadn't seen for some time.

"Huh? Yuanyuan isn't here today?" Zhao Yun nodded, then looked around and, not finding Miss Yuan, asked.

Lin Mo: "Sister Yuan went to give a lecture to the owner of the buffet!"

Zhao Yun: ? ? ?

After everyone offered their explanations, Zhao Yun finally understood what had happened.

"Oh, it's nothing. I just got off work and came to check on things. By the way, have you all graduated?" Zhao Yun asked.

Everyone nodded in agreement. They could now say they had officially graduated, bidding farewell to their student life. They could no longer call themselves students, and they couldn't even use their student IDs anymore.

"What's wrong, Sister Yun?" Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun, sitting next to Liu Ruyan, waved her hand and said, "It's nothing, I just came to ask. It's a pity, I have a relative who was transferred to work at your school, but you've already graduated!"

Hearing this, everyone laughed. Liu Ruyan waved her hand and said, "Hey, what are you talking about? It's nothing. They're not the kind of people who cause trouble. It doesn't matter if they have connections at the school or not. Besides, my brother does have some connections at their school!"

Lin Mo and the others nodded in agreement. They weren't troublemakers; they didn't want to cause trouble, didn't want to take the postgraduate entrance exam, and didn't want to participate in any school activities or use any connections.

Even if something really happens, Lin Mo can still contact Professor Mu, or even the principal, so they don't really care about this.

Hearing this, Zhao Yun smiled slightly: "My connections are really strong~~"

Everyone was stunned. Lin Mo then asked, "Very tough? How tough? Can you make us skip school and give us a master's degree instead?"

“No way,” Zhao Yun waved her hand, then continued, “It’s just that my cousin went to your school cafeteria to get food!”

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Mo and the others stood up abruptly. Chuan Mei even slapped her thigh and wailed, "Oh dear, why did our aunt take so long to arrive? We've already graduated!"

“That’s right, that’s right. If we had come a few years earlier, no, even half a year earlier would have been fine,” He Xiaoyue said.

Hearing this, Lin Mo rolled her eyes at the two of them: "It's not too late now. We've just graduated, it's not like we can't go back for dinner!"

Upon seeing this, Liu Ruyan was taken aback: "No... why are you all so agitated?"

Squad leader: "Of course it's because I have connections in the cafeteria, so I can eat better! Those connections are really strong!"

The official rank may be low, but it's a position of real power. A local official is more powerful than a county magistrate; almost all the cafeteria ladies have shaky hands, and we've suffered from this for far too long.

“Exactly, exactly. In the second year, our dorm is even thinking of drawing lots to choose one person to work part-time in the cafeteria,” Director Wang said.

You know the school leaders, like Professor Mu, Principal Tang, and Lin Mo. If something really happens, you can put in a good word for them. But they can only help you occasionally. The cafeteria ladies are different; they can help you every day!

You could say that in college, the cafeteria ladies are your top-tier connections. If you have a relative or your own mother working in the cafeteria, you won't need to top up your meal card for four years of college and you can eat every meal without missing a meal!

As they spoke, the crowd gathered around, chattering excitedly.

He Xiaoyue: "Sister Yun, which cafeteria does our aunt eat at?"

Lin Mo: "Yeah, what does Auntie like?"

Director Wang: "How about we call the housekeeper out for dinner tonight?"

Zhao Yun couldn't help but laugh and said, "It's right here in the first cafeteria; I came out today too!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the Sichuan girl walked straight outside.

"Hey, where are you going?" Lin Mo couldn't help but ask.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl smiled shyly: "Well, it's almost lunchtime, so I'm going to see my godmother!"

Everyone:

It has to be said that once a person becomes shameless, they are capable of anything. They have already graduated, yet they can still call her "godmother." If they hadn't graduated, the Sichuan girl would have knelt down and acknowledged her as a relative on the spot!

(End of this chapter)