NIP Chapter 234 Maitreya Buddha Scared to Pee
Chapter 234 Maitreya Buddha Scared to Pee
"puff!"
When Maitreya Buddha heard this, most of the beer he had just drank spewed out, and he choked and coughed.
He coughed so badly that his tears burst out. He wiped his mouth with a tissue in his hand, and looked at Monkey King and Bull Demon King standing beside him.
Maitreya asked incredulously, "What did you just say?"
"The Emperor of Heaven has reincarnated..."
The Bull Demon King said in a low voice.
Maitreya Buddha was stunned and stood there for a long time.
After a long time, Maitreya Buddha finally came to his senses and let out a long sigh.
"Ugh--"
Maitreya Buddha sighed softly: "I didn't expect it to happen like this."
Monkey King and Bull Demon King looked at him, but found that his face was full of sadness at this time.
"Hey, what's your expression? Didn't we just want to overthrow him?"
The Bull Demon King frowned.
Maitreya shook his head: "No, I'm just expressing emotion."
"Emotional? What's there to be emotional about?"
The Bull Demon King frowned.
Maitreya Buddha continued: "I just didn't expect that the Heavenly Emperor who was called the strongest man in all lands would be reincarnated..."
"Come on, you should be secretly happy all the time, right?"
Sun Wu gave him a blank look and said, "Besides me and Nezha, you were the one who had the highest anti-natural sentiment."
"No, you don't understand what the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven means. If even he is forced to reincarnate, I think something big must have happened! Didn't Sanzang tell you?"
Maitreya stared at Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King, and asked seriously.
Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands.
He said helplessly: "My master hasn't had time to tell us yet!"
Maitreya pondered for a moment, nodded and said: "Then I know, let's wait and see for a while, didn't he say that someone will rescue us?"
"Ah."
Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King agreed, but they were still a little depressed.
"By the way, my master seems to have said something else..."
Sun Wukong picked up the snow beer on the table and was about to drink it. Suddenly, he thought of it and continued to say to Maitreya Buddha, "It seems that treachery has caused the current situation."
"Deceitful..."
Maitreya Buddha heard a trace of cold sweat flowing from his forehead.
He suddenly felt that the snow beer in his hand was going to taste bad in an instant.
If this traitor is really the one he thinks in his heart, then the whole world will suffer. [Note: Myriad Earths include the twelve time-spaces, the spirit world, the demon world, the god world, and the fairy world. 】
"What's wrong with you? Hey, fat man, there's something wrong with your expression? Do you know something?"
The Bull Demon King was chewing peanuts, drinking Niulanshan, glanced at Maitreya Buddha, and found that the other party's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and immediately discovered the problem.
"I won't go out, even if you beat me to death, I won't go out!"
Maitreya Buddha heard the words and immediately dropped the beer bottle in his hand and ran into his home.
"What does he do?"
Monkey King scratched his ears and cheeks, a little confused.
"I don't understand either, let's continue drinking."
The Bull Demon King shook his head, grabbed the beer bottle and drank vigorously.
"drink!"
Sun Wukong also raised the wine bottle and began to drink vigorously.
One cow and one monkey ate and drank wildly, and drank all night.
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Day two.
When the two woke up, they found two familiar figures standing in front of them.
"Hey, it's you two? Why? Those two didn't come last time? Are they already hanging in the holy mountain?"
The Bull Demon King laughed loudly, and saw that Monkey King was constantly winking at himself.
"Hello? Dead monkey, what are you doing?"
He was very puzzled.
"Ahem, I'm sorry you two. My brother has been out of his mind since he was a child. Don't mind."
Monkey King helplessly supported his forehead, smiled dryly at Ye Feng and the sun, and continued to ask: "I don't know what the two of you are doing today?"
"You look at this?"
Ye Feng smiled slightly, turned his palms, and Chen Xuanzang's magic weapon appeared in his hands.
"My master's magic weapon!!!"
"Are you the one my master said?"
Seeing this, Monkey King's expression was extremely exciting, a little unbelievable.
The Bull Demon King immediately knelt down to Ye Feng when he heard the words.
"Brother, let me out quickly, I'm almost suffocated into beef jerky." After speaking, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times.
"I probably know how to do it, but you'd better go out and not make trouble..."
When Ye Feng spoke, there was a cold light in his eyes.
After all, the one in front of him is Monkey King, and the other one is the Bull Demon King if nothing else happens. Neither of these two is easy-going, and he can't guarantee that these two will cause trouble after they go out.
"Can't put it! Can't open it, we don't agree!"
Just when Monkey King and the Bull Demon King were kneeling on the ground to pack the ticket, Maitreya Buddha ran out with a group of bald monks, loudly dissuading them from breaking the seal.
"Hey, you bald donkeys! Don't ruin our good business, don't you want to go out?"
Seeing this, Monkey King immediately lost his composure, stood up and yelled at Maitreya Buddha without mercy.
"Yes, Bald Donkey, you don't want to go out, but we still want to go out!"
The Bull Demon King also had a look of resignation, he had finally waited for the opportunity to go out, how could he just give up like this.
"It's just the two of you who want to get out now."
As soon as the Bull Demon King finished speaking, another group of people came over.
"You stinky Taoist priests are also here to spoil our good deeds?"
Seeing this, Monkey King immediately gritted his teeth, looking like he just wanted to go up and do it.
Ye Feng and the sun looked at each other calmly, and asked with some doubts: "Are you sure you don't want to go out?"
These people had obviously been imprisoned in Huaguo Village for a long time, but they didn't want to go out, which made him and Sun very puzzled.
"go out!"
"stay home!"
As soon as Ye Feng finished speaking, the scene immediately divided into two factions.
A cow and a monkey stood in front of a group of monks and Taoist priests, and began to verbally fight against the group of Confucians.
If it weren't for the bull and the monkey knowing that the two of them couldn't beat the people on the other side, they might have to do it.
Hearing the noisy voices on both sides, Ye Feng's head suddenly became dizzy. He shook his head and said, "Forget it, we will come back in three days. I believe you will have thought it through by then."
"Come on, start now!"
When Sun Wukong heard the words, he immediately went to catch Ye Feng.
However, the next second.
Ye Feng slowly disappeared in place with the sun.
"Depend on!!!!"
"We'll have to wait another three days!!!"
"You bald donkeys and stinky Taoist priests, why are you going crazy today? Didn't you want to go out every day before?"
Monkey King and the Bull Demon King were very angry. If they hadn't been powerless, they would have rushed to do it.
"Are you still thinking like this? Do you understand the concept of the reincarnation of the emperor?"
Maitreya Buddha heaved a long sigh, his eyes became extremely complicated, not only him, but also the Taoist lineage as well, as if something terrible had happened.
"Uh, do you want to explain it to us?"
The Bull Demon King's face froze when he heard the words, he swallowed involuntarily, and suddenly became uneasy.
Monkey King on the side didn't say anything, but looking at his nervous and curious expression, it can be seen that he also wants to know the inside story.
"Things have to start with the origin of the Emperor of Heaven..."