NIP Chapter 462 Boss, take me away!
Chapter 462 Boss, take me away!
Chapter 462 Boss, take me away!
"Boss, take me out of here."
Kaoru Uesugi was sitting on the sofa in the cat shop. It was hard to imagine that this sentence was spoken by a British shorthair cat with a squat body and a fat head and round face.
This guy is currently lying on his lap, revealing his belly, with four fleshy claws facing upwards, scratching the air.
It seems to be cute on purpose, but it also seems to be like this by nature.
"Meow~ (Boss, boss.)"
Kaoru Uesugi has given up thinking, let alone why he can understand cats, what do you mean by biting my clothes all the time.
Kai Uesugi directly reached out and grabbed the british blue cat by the nape of its neck, and picked it up.
The blue cat shook its head, staring at him with energetic bronze eyes, but its paws seemed to have no strength, and its whole body seemed to give up resistance, hanging down, and said to him:
"Meow~ (Boss, you are so strong.)"
Aka Erina and Hanamaru Hanabi followed the store manager to the inner room to pick kittens, and Uesugi Kai stayed in the outer room to accompany these cats. This blue cat was the most active one to approach him.
Kai Uesugi glanced under its furry belly:
"Male and female?"
There are two round things under it.
It seems to be a male and has not been deprived of mating rights.
"Meow~ (Boss, take me out of here.)"
"why?"
"Meow~(I can eat your cat food.)"
".?"
If you don't have a cat, where do you get cat food at home?
Or does it mean that it's just a simple meal?
Take plain rice as a matter of course.
"Meow? (Is it okay to just eat cat food? I can also eat chicken legs, chicken breasts, canned fish, tuna, tuna is the best, the human store manager gave it to me last time, and I ate it in one bite .)"
Good guy, the more you eat, the more expensive you are.
"You better go."
Kaoru Uesugi put the big fat cat directly on the ground to stay with its cat mates.
Unexpectedly, it jumped on the sofa again, walked to sit beside him, looked at him, and meowed a few times cutely:
"Meow! (Boss! You can't do this! This place is hell!)"
"What's wrong?" Uesugi Kai could see emotion in its round eyes.
"Meow meow! Meow meow, meow meow! (Evil human beings have genocide thoughts against us every day. Our family wants to visit our concubine during the day, a beautiful white cat. Our family just rode Go up and bite her by the neck, the hateful human will just let our family take it down.)”
"You still have a concubine?"
"Meow~ (Everyone around you, boss.)"
Uesugi Kai was speechless in an instant. There were more than a dozen cats around him, which meant that these were his wives?
"Meow~ (They were all conquered by me, but because of the obstruction of human beings, our family failed to pamper them once.)"
Maomao waved its paws: "Meow! (I heard! Tomorrow these evil humans will cut off my balls to prevent our group from breeding! Deprive me of the right to mate, they are showing fear of our family ! Boss, as long as you take me away, we can occupy this planet one day!)”
Cats, right?
"How do you know I'm not human?" Kai Uesugi was curious.
"(Meow.) Boss, you must be the legendary thousand-year-old orange cat with the most profound magic power! You can make human beings unable to see your real body. Boss, as long as you are willing to take me there, all my concubines You can let the boss ride it to mate at will."
"."
Uesugi Kai's eyes changed, what kind of scumbag male cat, for his own sake, even betrayed his wife.
However, the cat's thinking cannot be explained by applying human morality.
Also, what does it mean that I am a thousand-year-old orange cat?
Lucky cat?
No, the beckoning cat should be the three-flowered cat.
"It's time for breakfast."
The clerk picked up the fat blue cat sitting next to Kai Uesugi. The blue cat struggled desperately and kept screaming.
"Meow! Meow! Meow! (Boss! Boss! Boss!)"
"Okay, okay, be quiet." The clerk gently stroked its head, "Come on, let's finish the meal first, and you can come find this customer again."
"Meow! (Damn! Damn! Human woman, let me go! I'm going to find my boss!)"
"Be obedient, okay?" The shop assistant stretched out her hand and stroked the hair on the top of its head.
"Meow~ (Damn. Human woman meow~)"
Uesugi Kai found that the clerk was holding the fat blue cat in her arms, and the guy immediately settled down, and even took the initiative to rub his head against his chest, looking like he was enjoying it.
Sure enough, a cat is a cat, and once it falls into pleasure, it will reveal its nature.
When Mao Mao was hugged by the clerk and left, she glanced at Kai Uesugi:
"Meow~ (Boss, remember to save me.)"
Save you and let you eat and drink for free, right?
Kaoru Uesugi looked at the female cats around his legs, and reached out to the wooden table in front to pick up a cup of coffee made for him by the clerk.
Light, too much sugar, lack of aftertaste.
Kaoru Uesugi put down the cup, the score of this cup of coffee is about 5 points, it’s not bad, it’s no longer shameful to take it out and give it to guests for free.
Hanamaru Hanabi and Akaerina came out of the back room holding three kittens.
"Uesugi, from now on, the owners of the coffee shop will be the three of them."
"Muppet, Sanhua, what's the other one?" Kaoru Uesugi looked at the cat in Hanamaru Hanabi's arms that looked like a puppet cat but was a little different.
"Norwegian forest cat." Hanamaru Hanabi held the cat by its front paw and waved at Omisugi, "It can grow up to 1.3 meters in length when it grows up."
"1.3 meters? That's a big cat."
No wonder Uesugi felt that it was one size bigger than the other two kittens.
"Yes, big cat." Hanamaru Hanabi hugged the Norwegian Forest Cat, seeming to be very happy to tease it.
The store manager went to the counter, took out a few documents, and asked Aka Erina to fill them out.
"Uesugi, let these two little guys take care of you for a while."
After she finished speaking, before Uesugi Kai could respond, she forcibly shoved Mao Mao into his arms, letting him hold one with both hands.
The store manager and Aka Erina sat at a table and began to discuss the details of buying cats.
"I need to find out if this is your first time owning a cat."
"Yes, these three cats are going to be kept in the coffee shop."
"Owning a coffee shop, first of all, I need to call and ask your store manager. Sorry, this is something that must be confirmed."
Buying pets in Japan is very troublesome. Before confirming the purchase, the clerk will call the place where you live to confirm whether you can keep pets.
Training.
That's right, to buy pets in Japan, you also need to have two to three hours of training on how to keep pets by the clerk with the guests.
After the training, there will be a written test to test the common sense of keeping pets.
The last thing is to sign the relevant pet purchase contract, and you must purchase pet-related medical insurance to avoid any accidents.
Store Manager Zewan pushed his glasses, took out an electronic calculator, added the prices of the three cats together with the price of insurance and tax, and listed a number:
"The price is acceptable."
Aka Erina looked at it, nodded, yes.
Kaoru Uesugi hugged the two cats, and couldn't help looking at the display screen of the calculator.
One, ten, hundreds, millions.
A total of .2023220 yen.
Unexpectedly, more than 200 million yen! ?
Kai Uesugi's heart skipped a beat, the three cats cost more than 200 million yen! ?
Converted into RMB is more than 10.
More than 10, three kittens.
Even if he used to like to take taxis and was used to extravagance, he thought it was too expensive to keep pets.
It's not over yet.
After buying a pet.
Store Manager Zewan took Aka Erina to pick out the things the three cats needed for their lives.
Wet tissue paper, cat food, toys, big bed, cat litter, cat litter box, automatic feeding machine, etc., etc., will cost more than [-] yen for a set.
These are all necessities for buying pets and must be bought.
Uesugi Kai felt exhausted just holding the cat on one side.
"Meow~ (Boss.)"
Kaoru Uesugi lowered his head, and found that the fat, round blue cat just now walked to his feet and sat down.
"Meow meow~ (Boss, take me away? The hateful human woman still wants to use steak to keep me.)" Mao Mao licked her mouth, seemingly recalling the taste of steak.
Uesugi Kai didn't respond, he just thought, looking at this guy, it feels like looking at a lump of moving gold.
Store manager Zewan pushed the glasses with his middle finger: "The cat can only be taken away tomorrow, and it needs to stay with us for inspection today, which is also necessary."
Several people have no objection.
The cat can only be taken away tomorrow, but the cat's necessities have to be brought back today, Aka Erina stopped a taxi at the intersection, and planned to move these to the coffee shop first.
"Uesugi, help me."
After the cat food, cat bowl, cat litter, etc. are all carried into the trunk of the taxi, today's affairs will be considered over.
Uesugi Kai clapped his hands, looking at the pile of things in front of him.
He felt that this was not like raising a pet, but more like raising three daughters, taking care of everything.
Has modern people's concept of pets reached this point?
Kaoru Uesugi let out a long breath in his heart.
For the first time, he felt that he was not living in the same world as the pet owner.
The sun was already in the middle of the sky at this time, and it was almost afternoon.
"Meow meow!"
Kai Uesugi turned around when he heard the sound, and found that it was the British shorthair cat that was pawing at the glass door of the cattery, meowing at him continuously.
Hanamaru Hanabi smiled and said, "Kai-kun, this cat seems to like you very much, and has been sticking to you since the beginning."
Aka Erina also saw it, and turned to Uesugi Kai, "Aren't you going to take it away?"
"What do I take it for?"
"Meow~meow meow (boss, boss, woo, boss, take me away)"
Kai Uesugi stared at its two pairs of fleshy claws that kept grabbing the glass.
It is a cat, even if it has claws, it can't scratch even a trace on the glass door, let alone push open the glass door that is many times larger than its weight.
Its small body is so small and powerless in front of the glass door of the cattery.
"Meow (boss woo woo)"
The British shorthair cat scratched the glass a few times, and was quickly picked up by the shop assistant. The shop assistant smiled and apologized to the three people outside, and carried the struggling cat back into the cattery with warm lights.
"Kai-kun, don't you think about it?" Hanamaru Hanabi smiled.
Aka Erina signaled the taxi driver to wait a little longer, and then said to Uesugi Kai:
"Oki Uesugi, this blue cat seems to really want to follow you. It's quite pitiful. Why don't you just buy another one and just go back and talk to the store manager."
"Okay, look at it poor."
Uesugi Kai sighed and re-entered the store.
"How much to buy it." Uesugi Kai pointed to the blue cat in the clerk's bad room, and asked the store manager Zewan inside.
The store manager pushed his glasses, smiled and said, "This English short is almost one year old, and the price is written on the cage, 502200."
"Meow! Meow! (Boss, I knew you wouldn't dislike my purring)" Maomao broke free from the clerk's arms and grabbed Uesugi Kai's pants directly.
"Okay, I'll trouble you, and I'll buy this one too."
"It's okay." The smile on the store manager's face became stronger and stronger.
"Meow~meow~ (Boss, boss, woo woo.)"
Kaoru Uesugi glanced at the blue-eyed cat on his lap, thinking what was going on.
The time has gone from morning to afternoon, and the process has been gone, except that there is no need to watch the three-hour training video.
Uesugi Kai glanced at the British shorthair cat in front of him, who was courteous with his eyes: "I'll pick you up tomorrow."
"Meow! (Boss! See you tomorrow!)"
The store manager smiled and said, "Mr. Uesugi is very caring."
"good."
The three of them took a taxi to the downstairs of Mimi coffee shop.
There's a ton of stuff waiting to be moved up.
"You should also call that guy Totsuka." Uesugi Kai walked up to the second floor with a bag of cat food in one hand.
Kaoru Uesugi took out the key and opened the glass sliding door of the coffee shop.
The store is being renovated, and there are a lot of materials piled up. The wall next to the bar has been chiseled to put down the bookcases.
The workers should have gone to eat at the moment, and even the store manager is not there.
Kai Uesugi put the cat food on the front desk, then walked out, just in time to bump into Hanamaru Hanabi who was holding the cat bowl.
She smiled and said, "Huahuo remembers, Mr. Kai is also a cat, right?"
"Ah."
"Then why Kai-kun seldom turns into a cat recently?"
"Do you want it? You want me to do it." Kai Uesugi looked at Hanamaru Hanabi's eyes, her eyes were a little different from normal Hanabi at this time, as if she was always smiling slightly.
"Mr. Kai is very kind, but since Mr. Kai can become a cat, can you understand what a cat says?"
"Okay," Uesugi Kai didn't know if she noticed anything, "but I can only understand the meaning, and most cats' thinking is relatively chaotic, and they will be attracted by some small things. At that time, cat meowing was meaningless of."
"Hanabi, I have a question."
"Yeah." Kaoru Uesugi nodded.
"Since Kai-kun can turn into a cat, can you turn Hanabi into a cat too?"
Hanamaru Hanabi smiled in front of her, sweet, cute, and admirable.
(End of this chapter)