NIP Chapter 53 Destined to Come Here 1 Tour
Chapter 53 Destined to Come Here 1 Tour
When Hua Manxi finally solved the problem of Qu Yang and Liu Zhengfeng, the two bosom friends, Dongfang Bubai said that he wanted to catch up with his old friend, and he agreed to the secret meeting of the lonely man and the widow very generously.
As soon as he returned to the room, Hua Manxi heard Hua Manlou and Song Qingshu stop talking about eating chicken.
"What's the matter?" Hua Manxi glanced around the two of them, but he didn't find the yellow dumpling. He suddenly understood, "Where's Erhuang?"
"Uh..." Song Qingshu choked and turned his head guiltily.
"Sorry, brother, I lost Erhuang." Hua Manlou blamed himself, "I'll go look for that restaurant again, Erhuang is so clever, maybe he followed his brother away."
"Brother?" Hua Manxi repeated it inexplicably, and didn't care, and said casually, "Forget it, it's not a big deal, if we are destined to meet thousands of miles away, it will always come back, don't worry."
As for whether there will be shadows when eating chicken... Just kidding!When Hua Manxi was peeling eggs, she even peeled a cooked chicken!Up to now, he has no shadow over eggs, so how could he be worried about Erhuang?
"But……"
"No problem." Hua Manxi said with certainty, can the system automatically lose the pet?What's more, it is the core of the system.
Facts have proved that Hua Manxi's deduction is correct. Erhuang did not have any problems, and he was not caught as a beggar.
When Lu Xiaofeng woke up in a daze and opened his eyes, he saw the little yellow chicken that had been thumping in his flagon. Fortunately, he drank a lot of the wine, so he didn't die. Of course, this was just It's what he thinks.
"Hey, isn't this the beauty's second yellow?" Lu Xiaofeng was very interested in this chicken Xiaomeng who was ridiculed as his relative, and pulled out the ball of hair as soon as he took it out, "Although it is a chicken, since it is a pet... ...Should be able to find the flower beauty?"
"Ji!" (So what? I won't take you there!)
"Oh, does this mean it's okay? Then we'll start now." Lu Xiaofeng seemed to have mastered the animal language without a teacher, and nodded, ignoring the crazy eyes of others, and put the chicken on his shoulder He was about to leave, but was stopped by the waiter.
"Guest officer! The bill for your table has not been settled yet!"
"Oh, okay, wait..." Lu Xiaofeng froze when he touched the empty bosom, there was nothing there!
"Chichi!" (Stupid Lu Xiaofeng! This system will not recognize you!)
"This..." Lu Xiaofeng was a little embarrassed, he didn't have much property in his body!Not to mention anything that can be mortgaged.
Lu Xiaofeng, who was originally ignorant, came up with an idea when he heard Erhuang's cry, "Little brother, look, this Erhuang... well, the little yellow chicken's cry is crisp and clear, so energetic! Absolutely healthy and plump, but a little small You need to raise more. Originally, I was going to raise it by myself for fun, so I forgot to bring money? I will mortgage Erhuang to you, and I will come back later to get the money to redeem!"
That monkey spirit should be nearby, right?It shouldn't be a problem to ask him to "borrow" some money to spend, and just come back to redeem it when the time comes.
"Guest officer, are you joking?" Xiao Er's eyes changed, full of sarcasm, "You want to mortgage such a bastard with no meat?"
"Ahem, you don't know about this, this..." Lu Xiaofeng was waiting to flicker, but he heard a commotion nearby.
"Hey, wait, isn't this the little beauty's pet?"
"That's right! We chased people over for dinner..."
"What, you don't have any money and you still have enough money to treat you? Pooh!"
"It's a pity, if I knew this, I should have...hehe..."
Everyone talked about it, even a thick-skinned person like Lu Xiaofeng felt a little embarrassed, but he really has no money now!Is it possible that he really wants to stay and wash the dishes and sell himself?
"So, guest officer, are you going to the yamen to go to jail, or stay and wash the dishes?"
At some point, the shopkeeper came to Lu Xiaofeng with a smile on his face, his eyeballs rolled up, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!If such a free labor force is left behind, he will wrap his stomach with rice and steamed buns, and he will not even have to pay wages. How long will he be able to work at that time?Our wages are year-end, a month is a copper plate, I just said that, what do you do to me?
If it was an ordinary person, it might really be what they wanted, but who is Lu Xiaofeng?One of Gu Long's own sons... ah!Don't like playing the cards right.
"There's still a choice!" Lu Xiaofeng was overjoyed when he heard the words, and slapped the table to make a decision, "Okay, let's go to the yamen and go to jail!"
"……you sure?"
"Definitely sure!"
Lu Xiaofeng was happy, thought for a while, took the little yellow chicken off his shoulders and threw it into his loose sleeves, and took the initiative to drag the shopkeeper to the yamen.
Did you have fun like this? !
Now everyone was dumbfounded, riding a tiger was hard to get off, the shopkeeper bit the bullet and took people to the yamen to report the case, and in a fit of rage, he didn't hesitate to give some more money to the yamen guards. To punish Lu Xiaofeng severely, he had better be locked in the deepest prison It has been locked up for ten or eight years.Saving people is easy and making things difficult is easy, and the bribery was carried out very smoothly. It just so happened that there were no prisoners in the severe punishment room, so the yamen servants arranged it smoothly.
"So, it's just a meal for nothing, what's the matter?" Lu Xiaofeng looked at his bound hands and feet speechlessly, hanging in mid-air and unable to move, "These people are too stingy, what do you think, Erhuang?"
"Chick! Chick!" (Stupid chicken, think of a way! This system is about to be dizzy!)
"Hmph, who do they think I am, Lu Xiaofeng? It's just a torture room." Lu Xiaofeng smiled slyly, his fingers fluttered, and with a rattling sound, the shackles were loosened.
"It seems too cheap for them to go this way..." Lu Xiaofeng thought for a moment, found a sharp gravel from the ground, and wrote on the wall "Lu Xiaofeng is here for a visit!" Perfect!
Satisfied, Lu Xiaofeng picked up the little yellow chicken from the ground, clamped the pointed mouth with two fingers like a warning, "Stop screaming! If you keep us from getting out, you will really become a three-cup chicken!"
Admitting that he was a little scared, Ji Xiaomeng stopped humming, and then Lu Xiaofeng Shi Shiran started to escape from prison.
"I have to send you back quickly, the little beauty and the others are probably in a hurry."
"Ji——" (qaq misses the God of Flowers, Lu Xiaoji is too unreliable)
"I told you not to bark!"
"..." Then you still say?Only state officials are allowed to set fire!
It was similar to what Lu Xiaofeng thought, although Hua Manxi said many times that he didn't mind and didn't need to worry, but Hua Manlou and Song Qingshu still felt guilty for losing Erhuang.Under Hua Manlou's insistence, they decided to go to the restaurant to look for it.
"However, before that, can you explain why you went to the restaurant?" Hua Manxi narrowed his eyes, and finally turned his eyes to Song Qingshu, "Qitong only has the smell of tea, Qingshu, and the smell of alcohol on your body Quite a few! Also, where did that pot of peony come from? I’ll give you a chance to explain.”
"I met a friend and asked him to hit it off, and this flower was also given by him." Hua Manlou calmly confessed to Lu Xiaofeng, "Brother Lu is a very interesting person, and his heart is not bad."
This is Brother Lu?It wasn't you who called Erhuang's relative at the beginning of the relationship?
Song Qingshu twitched the corners of his mouth, but he still affirmed his face, "That's right, it's all that Lu Xiaoji's fault! Maybe he abducted Erhuang."
"It's Lu Xiaofeng, Qing Shu, you remember wrongly."
"right!"
"Lu Xiaofeng?" Hua Manxi's first reaction was that the official mate came to grab the flower god, otherwise how could there be such a coincidence and strange name, "Qitong, is this flower given to you by Little Phoenix?"
"kindness."
"You know... Forget it, you better not know, just stay here." Hua Manxi changed her mind, "Tell me which restaurant is it, give me a good reflection!"
"..."
Song Qingshu and Hua Manlou said that the world of adults is really complicated and unbelievably complicated. Don't mind if they agreed?
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Peony is a symbol of wealth and beauty, and the language of flowers is affection. Lu Xiaofeng was so frivolous when they first met!Unforgivable!Flora belongs to his family!
Hua Manxi, who completely forgot that she was also considered to be in love at first sight, practiced double standards without hesitation. After inquiring about the man who was imprisoned, he excitedly prepared to visit the miserable scene of the drowned chicken. He is quite famous now. , and there is still a lot of money to open the way, and he immediately obtained the visitation qualification.
It's a pity that Hua Manxi was only together with the dumbfounded yamen servants, who looked around in astonishment at the empty cell and the thousand-year-old phrase "xx came here for a visit", which is truly an enduring message!The location is also unique.
"Arrest! Issuing a reward!" The jailer's face was livid, it was a clear provocation!You just swore to make a promise with this big money who seemed to be the enemy of the prisoner, and you were slapped in the face?And it's still a torture room? !
"Impossible!" The jailer who looked like a subordinate on the other side jumped up and whispered in the prison chief's ear, "Boss, don't forget that this is a place under our supervision. If there is such a big mistake, even if it is reported to the outside , Where are we going to put our face? Maybe we have to take responsibility. Anyway, he is just a person who does not pay for his free rice, so if he escapes, he will escape, and we will talk about it later when we have a chance."
"...Hoo..." The prison chief took a deep breath, suppressing his anger, "That's it, at least we must keep an eye on this person internally! Write down this name."
"Yes!"
Although the other party lowered his voice, Hua Manxi could still hear it clearly, and he couldn't laugh or cry. It was just a simple meal, a fine, and at most two days of squatting before going out. What kind of prison is it?
Okay, now people really put you on the blacklist, focus on supervision, think about it, it's really gloating.
Hua Manxi, who witnessed Lu Xiaofeng's dark history with her own eyes, nodded and returned to the restaurant contentedly. As for Erhuang...who remembers?