NIP Chapter 113 Su Duo becomes a princess, the Monkey King becomes a godfather
Chapter 113 Su Duo becomes a princess, the Monkey King becomes a godfather
"Stay calm, stay calm."
At that moment, the minibus behind them arrived.
The car door opened, and Su Wuxian, holding Su Duo's hand, led Zhang Zhiwei and the others out.
Su Wuxian walked up to Rong Shan, patted his poor nephew on the shoulder, and said earnestly:
"Xiao Rongshan, you should have a broad perspective as a person."
"This high-ranking Taoist robe was originally a gift made for you. The Great Sage (Monkey King) found it in his suitcase and took a liking to it at first sight, which means it is destined to be with you."
"It's just a piece of clothing. Giving it to our new colleague in Longhushan is a good deal."
"A new...new colleague?"
Rongshan looked at the monkey perched on the stone lion, wearing his Taoist robe and peeling bananas, and felt as if he wanted to cry but had no tears:
"Uncle Su... don't tell me this monkey is going to be included in the ranks too?"
"certainly."
Zhang Zhiwei walked over with his hands behind his back, still holding the same thermos, but this time it was filled with milk tea.
"Rongshan, you mustn't be rude."
"This is a monkey who used to hang out with Wugensheng back in the day. In terms of seniority, it's older than you."
"From today onwards, it will be the 'Guardian Ape' of Longhu Mountain."
"My status... is about the same as yours."
"About the same as me?"
Rongshan looked at the monkey.
The monkey looked at him and handed him a peeled banana: "Squeak! (We're colleagues now, please take care of me.)"
Rong Shan took a deep breath, turned to look at the stunned young Taoist priests, and roared:
"What are you looking at! Haven't you ever seen Senior Monkey wearing a Taoist robe before?"
"Keep practicing! No laughing!"
The young Taoist priests were so frightened that they quickly closed their eyes and began chanting scriptures, but their trembling shoulders betrayed them.
"Alright, stop yelling at the child."
Su Wuxian stretched and looked at the long-unseen mountain gate:
"I'm home."
"Rongshan, go and make the arrangements."
"Clean up the side hall next to Tingfeng Pavilion and make it a place for this girl to live."
Su Wuxian pulled Su Duo over:
"Her name is Su Duo, and she will be our junior sister at Longhu Mountain from now on. If anyone dares to bully her or scare Su Duo, I will hold you responsible."
"Su...Su Duo?"
Rongshan looked at the pretty little girl in the pink dress holding Pikachu and felt a little better.
Fortunately, not all of them were aberrant species; there was also a normal one.
"besides."
Su Wuxian pointed to Wang Ye, who was hiding at the very back, trying to make himself inconspicuous:
"That Taoist priest Wang will be the manager and sweeper of the public toilet in the back mountain from now on."
"Try to arrange a place for him to stay, somewhere close to the toilet."
Wang Ye: "..."
Rongshan: "..."
Rongshan looked at this group of people.
Tian Jinzhong, the senior apprentice of the biker gang.
The Monkey King, Dasheng, wearing a Taoist robe.
Grandma Su taking care of the child.
The old master drinking milk tea.
There was also the billionaire Taoist priest Wang, whose face was ashen.
He suddenly felt that the peaceful and tranquil Longhu Mountain of the past might be gone forever.
"What a tragedy..."
Rongshan looked up to the sky and sighed, resignedly picking up the whisk from the ground:
"Disciple...accepts the order!"
"That's right!"
Tian Jinzhong twisted the throttle, and the Harley roared to life:
"Let's go! Back to the back mountain!"
"Great Sage! Hold on tight! Let's speed up!"
"Squeak!" (Go for it!)
boom--
The motorcycle, carrying a man and a monkey, hurtled into the mountain gate like a cannonball.
All that remained was exhaust fumes and Rongshan Mountain, disheveled in the wind.
……
Longhu Mountain, the side hall of Tingfeng Pavilion.
These rooms were originally intended for distinguished guests to stay overnight, but they have now been completely renovated.
Pink wind chimes hang on the antique wooden windows, and the hard bed has been replaced with a soft Simmons mattress covered with sheets with a strawberry pattern.
The corner was piled with all kinds of plush toys, which were the spoils that Zhang Chulan had bought with tears in his eyes along the way.
"How is it? Girl, are you satisfied?"
Su Wuxian stood at the door, hands on his hips, looking like an old father who had just finished decorating his wedding room, with an expression that seemed to be asking for praise.
Su Duo, holding Pikachu, stood in the center of the room and spun around.
Her skirt fluttered, and her dark green eyes reflected the cozy little home.
"satisfy."
She nodded vigorously, her voice soft but filled with joy:
"It's better than the Dark Fortress, and better than Biyou Village."
"This...is home."
"That's right."
Su Wuxian walked over and ruffled her hair:
"There aren't that many rules in Longhu Mountain."
"You can sleep in if you want, and if you want snacks, just go to the convenience store in front of the mountain and remember to put it on Rongshan's tab."
"If anyone dares to point fingers at you because of your eyes or your past..."
Su Wuxian pointed to the figure sitting on the threshold outside the door, sharpening a shovel:
"Just have Bao'er bury him, bury him upside down, bury him deep."
At the door, Feng Baobao heard her name called, turned around, and gave an "OK" sign.
"No problem, we'll handle the burial and backfilling."
At this moment, outside the courtyard wall.
A dozen or so young Taoist priests were peering over the wall, looking inside cautiously.
"Hey! See that? Isn't that the little aunt that Master Su brought back?"
"She's so pretty! Like a porcelain doll!"
"I heard she's from Miao territory? Could she be using witchcraft?"
"Shh! Don't talk nonsense! Can't you see that she-devil sitting by the door? She'll bury you alive!"
Su Duo heard the murmurs outside the wall and instinctively shrank back.
Su Wuxian laughed and shouted towards the wall:
"What are you all looking at? Aren't you going to practice your skills?"
"Since you're all here, come in and get to know her! From now on, you all have to call her Junior Sister! If anyone dares to bully her, I'll make them practice driving with Senior Brother Tian!"
"Splash!!!"
The head on the wall disappeared completely in an instant.
Accompanying Uncle Tian to practice driving?
That's playing with your life!
Just now, Master Tian was speeding in the back hills and almost demolished the house.
Looking at the empty wall, Su Wuxian turned to Su Duo and smiled:
"Look, these kids are really cowards."
"Go on, go play with Bao'er. Master still needs to go to the back mountain to check on that troublesome monkey."
……
Longhu Mountain, deep forest on the back mountain.
As a famous Taoist mountain, Longhu Mountain boasts an excellent ecological environment.
The back mountain is home to many wild animals, including a group of macaques that have taken over the mountain.
These monkeys are spoiled by tourists and they snatch bags, steal food, and even bully young Taoist priests. They can be said to be the tyrants of Longhu Mountain.
Even Rongshan usually can't do anything about them. After all, they are protected animals, and you can't hit them. There's really nothing you can do about them.
But today, this group of "mountain kings" has met the real "Monkey King".
"Squeak squeak squeak!" (Outsider! Get out!)
On a huge ancient pine tree, there is a local monkey king with a fat body and a fierce face.
At this moment, it was leading dozens of monkey followers, baring its teeth at the figure in the dark blue Taoist robe under the tree, and holding up stones in a show of force. It saw a threat in this outsider monkey.