NIP Chapter 400 Wishing the two of you a speedy return to shore.
Chapter 400 Wishing the two of you a speedy return to shore.
Chapter 400 Wishing the two of you a speedy return to shore.
Tobirama Senju answered him seriously: "Because there are a thousand ways to resolve conflicts, but the Uchiha only know two: sulking and staging a coup."
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Uchiha Madara:
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Uchiha Izuna:
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The two brothers exchanged a glance, remained silent for half a second, and then glared fiercely at Tobirama Senju: "—I'll kill you, believe it or not."
Tobirama Senju chuckled. "Then at least I hope you'll learn the six-step conflict resolution method before that."
Madara Uchiha's fist was almost ready to strike, but considering that Tobirama had just used a wish to revive Izuna, and that it wouldn't be appropriate for him, as the older brother, to get involved in his younger brother's battle with his nemesis, he ultimately restrained himself from punching Tobirama Senju on the head.
Izuna crossed his arms, turned to the side, and let out a cold snort, perfectly embodying the pride of the Uchiha clan.
["Practical Assignment: Simulate mediating a team dispute, record the mediation process, and submit an analysis report."]
"And one more thing—"
Asura felt a sense of hopelessness about life.
"This...this shouldn't be mandatory, right?"
"Hmph!" Indra looked at Asura, who was slumped on the ground, with contempt and disgust in his eyes. "How far are you going to run away from your responsibilities?"
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Thinking of the results of the Ninja Sect Trials, and the fact that the gods, who knew everything, had a much higher support rate for Ashura than for himself, Indra's resentment resurfaced.
"You good-for-nothing, all you do is play around. You can't do anything by yourself, so why do you—" He was granted the title of heir to the Ninja Clan and was loved by everyone.
"That's not how it is! Brother!" Ashura tried hard to recall how the all-knowing gods had taught him to coax Indra, "Unlike the Ninja Clan, which can only manage fewer than 150 people, you, brother, are the ruler of a kingdom with more than 2000 people!! Compared to the others, you are clearly more capable!!"
"Stop with the fancy words!" Indra interrupted him. "In the end, didn't Father still choose you as the successor of the Ninja Sect?!"
"elder brother----"
Ashura felt melancholy. He had no desire to study philosophy or management! He'd much rather have a crash course in appeasing his brother! Hurry up! Now!!
But the bullet screen did not behave as he had hoped—
【"Economic Foundation Construction Course - 15 Specialized Lessons (750 minutes in total)"】
The course content covers: economic system construction, scientific resource pricing, and industrial chain planning.
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"I want it! I want it!! I want it so badly!! I want it so badly!!!"
In other timelines where Akatsuki still existed, his eyes emitted a terrifying green light, and he appeared in a state of craving and madness!
"Fifteen lessons on building economic foundations — plus a copy of The Economist — I'd love to know what business simulation games are — and how 'The Origin of Money' and 'Digital Currency' can help you earn more money —"
"Important! All of these are free!!"
The immense temptation caused this financial guru, who had been in business for over a century, to completely lose his composure. At this moment, his only thought was to travel back to the era of the Ninja Sect and seize this heaven-sent wealth secret from Indra and Asura.
The other members of Akatsuki felt a calm, faint sense of death.
Whenever the topic of making money comes up, Kakuzu is like a zombie instantly infused with a soul.
Those calm, still eyes could radiate a light comparable to the Sharingan, and even the strange Earth Grudge Masks on his body seemed to emit a buzzing sound of desire for money.
Obito Uchiha let out a disdainful snort, his gaze behind the mask sharp as a knife: "I advise you to give up. That was the past life of that old bastard Madara Uchiha. You're probably not even qualified to warm up for him."
"Exactly~" Hidan casually twirled his blood-red crescent scythe, his tone laced with a hint of schadenfreude. "What if that guy thinks you're bullying his brother? We're doomed! Didn't the comments say that every Uchiha is a brother-complex~" What's more, that's the progenitor of the Uchiha clan—Indra.
scorpion:
Should we remind Hidan, that idiot, that there are two Uchiha here?
Obito Uchiha: "Let me state upfront, I don't have a younger brother."
Uchiha Itachi:
"—, his scrutinizing gaze fell on Uchiha Obito. The others didn't react at first, but after they did—"
"Don't look there!!!" Obito Uchiha roared in embarrassment and anger. "Do you want to experience for yourselves whether I'm a man or a woman?!"
Kakuzu:
Kisame:
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Hidan: "No, forget about the three of you."
Looking at the physiques of these three, Obito decisively refused.
We Uchiha are very particular about looks.
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In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Tobirama Senju, the fourth Shinobi World War, seemed to be someone who couldn't survive without teasing the Uchiha clan.
Upon hearing keywords such as "group psychological guidance," "personal emotional management," "post-traumatic psychological reconstruction," "reconciliation with oneself," and "healing from the unhappiness of one's family of origin," he bluntly told the Uchiha around him, "I suggest that all of you Uchiha go and learn this."
"Shut up! You're so annoying!!" Izuna pointed at the books, scrolls, and videos that had fallen from the sky and were reflected in the mirror wall, yelling, "If you want to learn, then learn! It'll help you change your annoying personality!! Also, do you have some kind of PTSD from the Uchiha war?! Otherwise, why are you so wary of the Uchiha in everything?!"
When Izuna said that—
Everyone did feel that there was a certain resemblance.
Tobirama Senju: "————" He lost a round.
On the other side, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Obito, and others from the Fourth Shinobi World War felt their hair stand on end.
I'm afraid someone might joke with them and suggest they study something about "the impact of an unhappy family of origin on growth" or "childhood trauma leading to erroneous perceptions in adulthood".
Fortunately, the people of Konoha hadn't considered this, but—
"What a pity, if only the Kazekage could also receive that healing."
"Yes, he was deeply hurt by his family of origin."
"Although I know the Fourth Hokage did it for the village, from Gaara's perspective, it's still unforgivable!!"
"Uh-huh!!"
The ninjas of Sunagakure were filled with righteous indignation.
Indra's Eye-Opening Timeline —
"What does 'family of origin' mean, brother?" The young Ashura gently tugged at Indra's sleeve, tilting his head back, his clear eyes filled with confusion and a hint of worry. "Were our families of origin very unhappy?"
Indra stiffened slightly; this question instantly put him in a dilemma.
After all, their father, the Sage of Six Paths, was right there! If we really had to explain, should we tell the truth, or should we be polite and offer a few flattering words?
Ashura was even more confused when he saw his brother's hesitant and troubled expression.
He followed his brother's gaze and looked at his father, who was looking up at the sky and unconsciously touching his beard. A series of vivid question marks seemed to pop up on his little head.
The timeline of the Ninja Clan successor's trial—
Upon hearing about the last course, Ashura seemed to be infused with new energy. His eyes lit up as he looked at Indra, his tone filled with undisguised anticipation: "Brother! Let's study together again, like when we were little, okay?!"
"What's wrong?" Indra leaned back slightly. "Why are you suddenly so motivated? You couldn't understand the lessons before."
Ashura forced a silly grin and rubbed the back of his head. "On the way to find my brother, I actually thought about it—"
"Have you thought about it?" Indra's eyes remained cold and calculating.
"Hmm!" Ashura's eyes were burning, as if he had made up his mind. "I've decided," Indra said, frowning as he listened intently to what Ashura was about to say.
However, the next comment on the screen interrupted the two.
"A total of 120 lessons, 14640 minutes."
"The teaching plan will span 120 working days, including weekends, totaling 168 days, or 24 weeks."
【"During this period————"
"Mandatory study time is from 19:30 PM to 22:30 PM every night."
"At that time, Indra and Asura will be forcibly summoned to a room where they cannot leave without doing something," and will remain in this sealed learning space until all courses are completed and all assignments meet the passing standard.
[Wishing you both a speedy recovery!]
Ashura: "————" He was so shocked that he couldn't remember what he was going to say.
Indra: "————" He was so shocked that he no longer remembered to listen to what Asura was saying.
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
"Tenten—" Kakashi was somewhat speechless, "Your words really came true—"
Although it's not a punishment—
But just like the situation with the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha before them, the two were forced to stay in a room where they couldn't leave unless they did something.
If it weren't for the Second Hokage's wish, the two people in the Nakagawa breakup timeline probably wouldn't have been able to get out of the mess for several years.
Tian Tian sighed, "I knew that guy wouldn't let the ancestors of the Uchiha and Senju clans off so easily." After a pause, she asked Neji beside her, "I wonder how much time is left until 7:30 PM in that timeline, and whether those two will start fighting."
Her reminder made everyone realize—
Xiao Li suddenly realized, "Wait! At this point in time, Senior Asura shouldn't have obtained the Yin-Yang Release technique from the Sage of Six Paths yet, right?"
"In the language of those gods," Shino adjusted his sunglasses and calmly interjected, "the progress of that timeline is: the Sage of Six Paths hasn't even finished 'sending off his power-ups' yet."
Unfortunately, just like his name suggests, he was completely ignored by everyone.
Ino seemed a little worried: "If Ashura is really trapped in a room without any contact with the outside world, he might get bullied terribly?"
Sasuke crossed his arms and calmly posed the most cruel hypothetical scenario, his eyes sharp: "Given Indra's obsession with power—it's not impossible that he might just eliminate Ashura right there to clear away obstacles."
Kiba Inuzuka exclaimed in surprise, "Does that mean there will be no future First Hokage and Naruto?"
"—?!" Naruto was terrified by this horrifying speculation and grabbed Sasuke's arm. "Sasuke! Is your ancestor going to kill me?!"
"Idiot! It's Indra who might kill Asura!!"
"Isn't that the same thing?! The First Generation Uncle and I won't be wiped out before we were even born!!"
"Only the portion of Ashura's chakra is missing! You and the First Hokage won't disappear!!"
"Oh, I see."
"What a complete idiot!"
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Sasuke and Naruto engage in their usual banter. In both Shinobi Sect timelines, the time is between afternoon and evening.
Indra, Ashura, the Sage of Six Paths, and the members of the Ninja Sect are all unable to predict what will happen to them in the future due to the gods' comments.
Following the normal historical trajectory—
Not long after Indra obtains the Mangekyou Sharingan, he will return to the Ninja Clan and engage in a massive battle with Ashura.
Ashura, whose talent was originally inferior to Indra's, was able to defeat Indra, whose talent and strength far surpassed his, thanks to the inheritance of the Sage of Six Paths' power and the assistance of the Ninja Clan.
However, it is quite obvious—
For the next six months, even though the two brothers had just clashed, and even though Indra was utterly disappointed and had left the Ninja Clan.
But every night, shortly after dinner, they would still be pulled into the classroom of that "night school" by an invisible force.
In this unavoidable space, we are forced to sit together, just like when we were children, learning the same lessons and completing the same assignments.
No matter how strained the relationship is during the day, they will greet each other with that awkwardness at night.
However, they had not anticipated these circumstances at this moment.
The new agenda for the bullet screen wall has been released in the ninja world—
In the world of anime and manga, which is more serious: murder or forced seduction?
"Forced, forced, forced hookup?!?"
In the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto's expression crumbled as he repeated the topic!
Sasuke, Neji, and the other young masters from powerful clans nearby even thought they had misheard, and they all opened their proud eye techniques, trying to understand the text on the bullet screen.
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten, the female ninjas, all revealed sinister expressions.
"Why are we even discussing this kind of thing?!"
"Isn't there anything else to discuss?"
The Allied Shinobi Forces remaining on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War waved their fists and cursed.
"Why would you compare that kind of thing to murder?!"
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"Wow, that was so sudden! It startled me!"
Timeline of Ninja Sect Indra's Awakening —
"Brother, brother!" Little Asura grabbed Indra's sleeve and shook it. "What do 'forced hooking' and 'murder' mean?"
"Well""