NIP Chapter 314 You even dare to make a move on me?
Chapter 314 You even dare to make a move on me?
Chapter 314 You even dare to make a move on me?
The VCR screen has appeared above 20 timelines, and the screen shows—
With dark clouds filling the sky and steel buildings dotting the city, this distinctive scene clearly identifies it as the perpetually closed-off Rain Country!
Chunin Exams Timeline —
For example, Akatsuki members such as Obito Uchiha, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Kisame were all imprisoned after going to Konoha.
Only Konan and Pain remained in Amegakure.
However, seeing the barrage of comments in the sky, they were temporarily at a loss.
Judging from the last message Kakuzu sent back, all the former ninjas of Konoha have been resurrected, and all the Akatsuki members have been detained by Konoha.
Pain lost his way, and Nagato suffered a severe mental blow, causing his physical health to deteriorate.
Xiao Nan was extremely worried, and Hei Zetsu was nowhere to be found.
Konan had long suspected that the masked man was not Madara Uchiha, and she was only slightly surprised when she learned that it was Obito Uchiha.
In the pouring rain, Konanpai's paper clones comforted the common people of Amegakure.
Pain sat atop the tallest tower in Amegakure, sharing his entire view with Nagato.
When Nagato saw the VCR in the sky and the song title, a slight smile appeared on his face, which hadn't shown any emotion for a long time.
"The next song is yours, Xiao Nan."
"Me?" Xiao Nan was slightly taken aback.
She was extremely anxious about Nagato's physical condition and even hoped that Nagato would stop using Pain and the Gedo Mazo.
Nagato hummed in response, saying nothing more.
Soon, Konan's figure and voice appeared in the sky above the ninja world—
"Like a cruel angel ~♪ Young man ~♪ Become a legend ~♪"
Xiao Nan heard this!
It really is my own voice!
And these lyrics—
The lyrics stunned Konan for a moment, as did Nagato.
Nagato believes that these lyrics are like Konan's feelings for Yahiko!
In the comments section—
[Finally, Konan spoke!] 10+ people thought it was great. [The most faithful episode to the original work!] 10+ people thought it was great. [An angel! An angel has appeared!!] 10+ people thought it was great. [Are the civilians and ninjas of Amegakure already kneeling and praying?] 10+ people thought it was great. The comments were spot on. In all timelines, people blessed by Konan knelt down, praying as if they had seen a real angel.
However, there are exceptions—
For example, Amegakure in Boruto.
For 15 years, there has been no war, and Amegakure Village has also achieved stable development and construction.
Fifteen years have passed, and the little girl has grown into a graceful woman.
They still remember the beautiful angel who brought them stability and food.
Fluttering its pure white wings, it descended slowly from the sky through the rain, its smile exceptionally beautiful and gentle.
"Lord Angel————"
Young men and women, as well as the elderly, recalled that angel, and a sense of melancholy filled their hearts like a pent-up feeling that they couldn't exhale no matter how deeply they breathed.
"The angel must have gone back to heaven, to be with the one she loves—"
The young woman speaking clasped her hands together in a prayer-like gesture.
Fifteen years ago, one day, their angel suddenly stopped descending.
At first, they were hesitant and fearful.
They wondered if the angel had abandoned them, and if she had encountered some misfortune.
But the sudden appearance of tree roots gave them a beautiful dream—
In the dream, two men stood beside the angel: a sunny young man with orange hair and a sullen man with red hair.
"We're leaving now. Rain Village won't be closed off anymore. You can try to go out into the world and see what it's like."
The angel told them, "The dawn of peace will soon arrive."
The two young men with red and orange hair said something, but they woke up too quickly from the dream to hear it clearly.
Everyone in Amegakure could see it—the angel!
She finally found her happiness.
Now, 15 years after the Fourth World War, in a world dubbed "Boruto" by viewers, the hidden civilians and ninjas still remember that scene from their dream—
The angel walked between the two men, and as he turned around, a tall, muscular man with white hair and a wild, lion-like appearance was waiting for the three of them.
【Akatsuki! My heart is breaking!!】10+ people liked this. 【Damn it! Amegakure ended up in ruins! Naruto didn't keep his promise!】10+ people liked this. 【Ever since watching Boruto, I've gone from a fan to a hater of Naruto, he's just too gay and speechless!】10+ people liked this. "Huh?"
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, was taken aback.
Many comments criticized him, saying that he didn't care about the destruction of Amegakure.
There are also conspiracy theories that he deliberately caused the destruction of Amegakure?
The people of Amegakure were also dumbfounded.
According to some comments in the live chat, they're all gone? Gone? Amegakure has become a Kara base? What does this mean?
Fortunately, some comments in the live chat explained things to them:
[The Boruto manga never mentions Amegakure; it's all original storyline created by the anime team.] 10+ people liked this. [I haven't watched the anime, where is this storyline?] 10+ people liked this. [It seems like Sasuke and Sai were scouting a Kara base and saw it was even more dilapidated than before.] 10+ people liked this. [The Boruto anime team always messes things up, creating things that ruin the original characters!]
Haven't you noticed? After Boruto was released, everyone was criticizing Boruto except at the very beginning.
But now it's completely reversed!
Go to Qidian and Zhihu and everyone's criticizing Naruto; go to Xiaohongshu and everyone's criticizing Hinata.
Those who used to have a good reputation have been completely ruined in the last two or three years! On the contrary, Boruto, who was previously heavily criticized...
Sasuke and Sakura are top stars now. [10+ people liked this.] Boruto shuddered in shock, "I-my fault??"
"Don't pay attention to what those people are saying," Sasuke said calmly.
In the comments section—
[This is what they call "thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river," never underestimate a young person's potential, hahaha!] 10+ people think this is great. [doge.jpg] How can Boruto be established if Naruto isn't completely destroyed? 1
0w+ people think this is great. [What's really unfair is the animation budget for *Boruto*! Other anime like *Black Clover* were squeezed to almost nothing! Anyone who's read the *Black Clover* manga will go crazy watching the anime! What kind of rubbish is this?!] 10+ people think this is great. These things are beyond the ninja's comprehension, but they can roughly understand it; it's probably related to *Icha Icha Paradise* and *Icha Icha Violence*.
As a young ninja in the new era, Boruto still plays video games in bed at night, so he can naturally understand the meaning behind the comments.
"I'm so angry!" he roared. "Why cut the budgets for other works to raise the budget for one of them?!"
Although he was the male lead whose budget was inflated, it couldn't stop the fact that the ninja movies he liked had their budgets severely squeezed!
He even used it to film a program for a girl that Sunflower liked! He even got into a fight with Sunflower over it!
Well————
As a result, he was easily suppressed by Himawari's white eyes.
Damn it! Xiao Kui's talent is just too strong!
They were mainly focused on the comments section; the song was already halfway through.
In the VCR—
As teenagers, Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan run among the rice paddies planted in Amegakure.
That was the happiest time for the three of them, with Jiraiya taking care of them.
Xiao Nan's "The Cruel Angel's Thesis of Action":
"When the blue wind rises, it knocks on the door of my heart~♪ And you just smile and watch me~♪"
"All I crave is a gentle touch ~♪ My innocent eyes don't even know my own future fate ~"
♪」】
Nagato, Konan, and even the resurrected Yahiko from different timelines looked up at the VCR in the sky, the song seemingly singing of Konan and their turbulent lives—
Konan witnessed Nagato grow from a kind boy into Pain, who proclaimed himself a god and became a legend in Amegakure. She firmly believed that Nagato could create a new world, even if it meant using cruel methods.
She misses them from their youth, gently pursuing the justice in their hearts, their pure eyes blind to the fate that awaits them.
"However, one day you will discover that you have a feathered robe on your back, ready to flutter towards the distant future."
♪」】
Chunin Exams Timeline —
Jiraiya was originally going to Amegakure to find Konan and Nagato, but he stopped to gather information because topics and comments suddenly appeared in the sky.
Upon hearing Konan's "The Cruel Angel's Thesis of Action," Jiraiya stopped writing, stared at the images in the VCR, and recalled his three special disciples from Amegakure.
"Konan, the song you sang about," Jiraiya murmured to himself, "was about Nagato, wasn't it?"
Payne sat in the rain and mist, watching the comments scrolling above the VCR:
【这首歌就像是为小南量身定做的一样！！】10w+人觉得很赞【就像小南唱给长门和弥彦听的。】10w+人觉得很赞【不好意思插一句话—一志村团藏我超你大爷你听见了吗？！！我超你大爷！！！】10w+人觉得很赞【别把宇智波带土忘了，他也贡献了一份力量。】10w+人觉得很赞【宇智波带土！我超你老婆！你听见了吗？！老子超你老婆！！】10w+人觉得很赞神无毗桥时间线—
Young Obito Uchiha jumped up and down, protesting against the comments in the sky: "No matter what! No swearing allowed!!"
And the insults were so foul, you bastard!!
The sharp-tongued young Kakashi chimed in from the side, "Most importantly, you don't have a wife, do you, Obito?"
Lin burst out laughing from the side.
Obito blushed and retorted to Kakashi, "Just because there aren't any now doesn't mean there won't be any in the future! Don't curse me to never get married, you idiot Kakashi!"
As a proper Uchiha, Obito imagined himself in his thirties, still unmarried, forced to form a "Singles' League" with other bachelors like Kakashi, Might Guy, and Genma Shiranui.
This is awful!
Just thinking about that possibility terrified and disturbed him!
Boruto Timeline —
Just a moment ago, Obito Uchiha, who had just been resurrected, was still repenting for the mess he had made of the ninja world back then.
The next second, I saw the comments:
[You want to surpass Obito's wife? Then do you want to surpass Kakashi or Rin Nohara??]
[Of course it's Uchiha Shunshun Dong, lol.jpg]
This is the first time Obito Uchiha has seen such a comment, and he even rubbed his Mangekyou Sharingan. He hadn't been baptized by the "power of corruption" yet.
What does it say?
He first questioned his own eyesight, which he was so proud of, then questioned whether he could even read, before finally confirming his suspicions—
Those people were really asking him whether Obito Uchiha's wife was Kakashi or Rin Nohara.
"Nonsense! My wife is of course—" Obito Yu Ning, like a clown, changed his tune: "Wait! I don't have a wife!!!"
Obito angrily asked Naruto, "Don't those people know Kakashi is a man?"
"They know everything about us," Sarada answered for Naruto, her smile tinged with embarrassment. "They even made the Seventh Hokage and Dad sing 'Let's Get Married.'"
"Oh right, that's true."
When Obito listened to that song before, his worldview was completely shaken.
Sasuke sighed helplessly and said, "Let's not bring this up again, Sarada."
To hide his embarrassment, Obito scratched his head and muttered, "I hope Kakashi doesn't see this comment."
Meanwhile, Kakashi, far away in the Land of Hot Water, sighed upon seeing this comment: "It's a good thing Obito is dead, otherwise I don't know how angry he would have been."
Kakashi imagined Obito jumping up and down in anger and couldn't help but chuckle.
Little did he know that once he returned to Konoha, his smile would vanish.
In the timeline of Tobirama's death, Danzo Shimura, who was still at the peak of his good looks, huddled up in a ball, still remembering the criticism he had received earlier.
The happiness and hope of Yahiko, Konan, and Nagato were all severed by his own hands in the future. He even cultivated an enemy for Konoha capable of destroying everything with a single blow.
Hiruzen Sarutobi tried to comfort him several times, but it didn't help much.
[Hilarious! Shimura Danzo is my grandpa, and Uchiha Obito is my wife! Madara and Black Zetsu are the origin of this, right? What are you going to do with these two?] 10+ people think this is great. [Madara is one thing, but I have to curse Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu! I'm going to attack your mother!!] 10+ people think this is great. Inside the Senju clan's mansion.
Kaguya Otsutsuki remained calm: "————"
Black Zetsu across different timelines: ~! @#￥%———— (Birdsong and fragrant flowers)
[Why is Madara Uchiha let it go?! Obito was such a good kid!] 10+ people liked this. [Yeah! Why are there so few people criticizing Madara Uchiha? The tragedy that befell Obito was entirely caused by Madara Uchiha! It would have been better if Obito had just died in the Kannabi Bridge mission.] 10+ people liked this. [Is it possible that I'm not trying to whitewash Madara Uchiha, but that I can't surpass Hashirama Senju?]
10+ people think this is great! [Laughing and shouting with excitement!] 10+ people think this is great! Madara Uchiha is extremely embarrassed: "Damn it! Shut up!! Hashirama is a man!! I only consider him a friend!!"
When Madara turned around, intending to tell Hashirama not to listen to the nonsense in the comments, he saw Hashirama moved to tears and realized what he had just said.
Madara: I really want those all-knowing gods to dance! Dance, can you hear me?!
[Can we add Konan to Obito's list of wives? There are so many doujinshi featuring Obito and Konan.]
The moment the comment "10+ people think this is great" was uttered, countless Obito Uchiha timelines were stunned!
"What the hell?!"
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Obito Uchiha, hiding in the Kamui dimension, can roar and go mad without restraint.
"Xiao Nan and I are just colleagues! Don't talk nonsense!!"
"Don't cause misunderstandings between Yahiko and Nagato, Rin and that stupid Kakashi! You damned gods!"
"Back then, I genuinely thought of myself as Madara! Even if you guys wanted to create some kind of couple, it should have been that old geezer and Konan!!"
Because in the Kamui dimension, Obito Uchiha was unusually talkative.
Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato, who were resurrected by the wish, fell into a mysterious silence.
"Y-Yahiko----"
Xiao Nan never imagined that the rumors spread by the all-knowing gods would target her.
"Me and Uchiha Obito—"
"No need to say anything, Xiao Nan, of course we believe you."
Yahiko erupted like a volcano, fueled by both old and new grudges, wishing he could kill Obito Uchiha eight hundred more times!
Nagato tried to minimize his presence, like a child who dared not utter a sound when his parents were arguing.
The fact that such a powerful leader of the Akatsuki organization has fallen to this state is largely due to the comments section.
[Konan died innocently!] 10+ people liked this. [CPs can be down-to-earth, but not shady! Even Obito Uchiha killed Konan!] 10+ people liked this. [Konan was such a good woman; she was willing to spend money on men! She was even willing to prepare surprises for them!]
6000 billion explosive tags detonated instantly! Without hesitation! 】10+ people liked this. 【Uchiha Obito: ??? ? ? ? ? 】10+ people liked this. 【Hahahaha, Uchiha Obito is going to be unhappy! 】10+ people liked this. Nine-Tails' rampage timeline—
Obito Uchiha, who had traveled back in time from the six hundred billion exploding tags, was speechless!
How did you guys even manage to get together like this?!
What does it mean to be willing to spend money on a man? What does it mean to prepare a surprise for me?! Don't you understand whether 600 billion explosive tags are a surprise or a shock?!
wrong----
Obito Uchiha suddenly remembered!
Because of that damn punishment! His first kiss was with Konan!!
He was even described as: "If you're bad, practice more!!"
Thinking of this, Obito Uchiha was furious.
Kakashi, who was watching over him, saw Obito grabbing his hair and pounding his thighs and thought that Obito's madness had relapsed.
"Obito! Just bear with it! I'll go get the medical team and Minato-sensei right away!"
With his hand in Tuerkang's: "Ah—no—"
I thought these comments were bad enough! But the "all-knowing gods" have even more outrageous things to say, like:
【Holy crap! If you're going to say that, there are also doujinshi featuring Obito and Kushina————】 This comment, which received over 10 likes, instantly caused an uproar across multiple timelines!!
Valley of the End 2.0 Timeline "Uh!!"
Inside the Kamui dimension, Obito Uchiha stared wide-eyed at his Mangekyou Sharingan, his brain frozen, unable to think any further.
How could he, at 32 years old, suddenly become illiterate?
"Hey there, I'm Tobi. What does it matter to me what Obito Uchiha did?"
One second it was Afei's playful voice, the next it suddenly dropped to a low, husky voice: "Bullshit! I didn't do anything! You can all die!"
have a look----
He was so scared that he had a nervous breakdown.
Chunin Exams Timeline 1: The ninjas of Konoha Village felt a chill for a moment!
"That murderous aura!"
"It's a golden flash!!"
"This is terrifying! The Fourth Hokage truly intends to kill!!"
Obito Uchiha shivered in the Konoha prison. He didn't know what had happened, but for a moment he felt like he had died.
Kannabihashi Timeline —
The thirteen or fourteen-year-old Obito was so scared his legs went weak! What are those all-knowing gods saying in the comments?!
How could he possibly steal Minato-sensei's girlfriend?!
Fortunately, Minato was preparing to succeed as Hokage and didn't accompany them on this C-rank mission; otherwise, Obito couldn't even imagine how terrible his fate would have been.
However, Minato didn't come, but Kushina did. Originally, Kushina was worried that Obito might really go astray, so she came to take care of him. But she saw this comment on the screen.
"You dare to even set your sights on me?"
Kushina's aura was as if she had donned the cloak of a tailed beast, and her red hair was as flamboyant as the long hair of the Nine-Tails.
"You've got some nerve! Hmm? Uchiha Obito~"
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