NIP Chapter 71 Comments: A humble mobile gamer, begging for fragments of Edo Tensei Tobirama.
Chapter 71 Comments: A humble mobile gamer, begging for fragments of Edo Tensei Tobirama.
[Blue][A mobile game player from Pat Tou Village is here! I'm still missing ten fragments for Edo Tensei Tobirama! I'm begging you all (begging around with a small broken bowl)] 35444 people think this is great.
Mobile gamers?
What kind of race is this?
Could it be that those "all-knowing gods" have transcended human form?
[Blue][I have a fragment of Edo Tensei Tobirama, want to add each other as friends?] 3421 people think this is great.
Edo Tenko, Tobirama?
The Allied Shinobi Forces looked at the Second Hokage, who was standing there, embarrassed and splattered with sludge...
[Blue][Added you! I thank you for eight generations of your ancestors!] 1512 people think this is great.
Is it really necessary to be that happy?
If it's so precious, how about we go and pick some up from under the Second Hokage's feet later?
[Blue][Ah! I'm late for reading novels! Tomato Man is here! Is anyone here with a card? I just read a fanfiction about someone with a card! It's so good it's making me dizzy!!] 14872 people think it's great
Reading a novel? Tomato??
Fanfiction with a card?
[Blue][With card——————！！！Give me two bites quickly!!] 4154 people think it's great
Is a card something really rare? Why would over four thousand people want to have a bite?
[Blue] [AV site user is late! Are there any front-row seats left?] 9411 people think this is great.
[Blue][Tengshi Huoren may be late, but he will arrive!] 45541 people think it's great.
[Blue][Kiwi drip drip~] 15415 people think it's great
[Blue] [U-Cool Naruto Fan Checked In QvQ] 24476 People Liked This
……
The overwhelming barrage of bullet comments, due to their high transparency, did not prevent sunlight from shining through.
However, with so much text, it's hard not to attract people's attention.
In an instant, ninjas, commoners, samurai, nobles, daimyo, men, women, the elderly, and children from all timelines stopped what they were doing and began to watch the words flowing through the sky.
Because there were so many comments, they could only watch whichever one they could find.
What's the name of this restaurant? ...
What other small, obscure websites, AV sites, or Uku Naruto fan sites are there?
Is Tengshi Huoren a person's name? And what is kiwi fruit?
"Head-Touching Village" mobile game player? Is there any village in the ninja world called Head-Touching Village? And who is this "mobile game player"?
Timeline before the Uchiha Clan Massacre —
"Whom are they saying they're going to lick raw?"
One Uchiha member felt he was seeing a familiar name. If it weren't for his proud Sharingan, he would have thought he was seeing things.
A bead of awkward cold sweat trickled down the throat of the tribesman next to him. "It's probably just... the same name, right?"
Clinging to a sliver of hope, the two Uchiha clan members saw another thing with their Sharingan:
[Red] [If I could marry a man like Uchiha Madara and bear his children, I would die without regrets!] 2451 people liked this.
"!@#￥%……"
The two Uchiha clan members who saw this comment almost tripped and fell flat on their faces because their Sharingan eyes were so wide open.
This……
Who is talking?!
That's Uchiha Madara!! How could they treat him like that?! Even though he became a rogue ninja and attacked Konoha with the Nine-Tails, he was still their clan leader from the very beginning!!
……
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Originally, due to the language barrier between the ninja world and the barrage of comments, only those with the Sharingan and Byakugan could understand the content of the comments.
So before the "issue" came up, even if there were jaw-dropping comments like "wanting to have a child for Uchiha Madara," only Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Sasuke, and a portion of the Hyuga clan saw them.
Now we're in the Fourth Shinobi World War, and all nine connected timelines are filled with incredibly outrageous comments!
"It's not just Uchiha Sasuke who's popular! Even Uchiha Madara is..."
"What are the people in that world thinking?!"
"Putting aside how terrifying Madara Uchiha was, a powerhouse of that level wouldn't even consider a woman with bloodlines other than Uchiha, right?!"
"But didn't the comments say that Sasuke Uchiha ended up with a woman who wasn't an Uchiha in the future?"
"Shut up! That's a medical ninja from Konoha! And a direct disciple of Tsunade, one of the Legendary Sannin! Didn't you see the three sacred lands' summoning beasts that she, Naruto Uzumaki, and Sasuke Uchiha just summoned?!"
"Oh, sorry, that's not what I meant."
"Watch your words next time! Don't spout nonsense like those people who post comments in the live chat!"
"Um!"
During the conversation among the Allied Shinobi Forces, Madara Uchiha maintained a cold expression throughout, while Hashirama was even more delighted than him: "Madara, you're too charming! So many girls want to bear your children!!"
Hashirama sighed, rubbing his forehead. "If only you had that same allure in Konoha back then..."
"Shut up."
"Forehead--"
Startled, crouching down, dejected—all in one smooth motion.
……
Chunin Exams Timeline —
When those barrages of comments appeared in the sky, Obito Uchiha was having a meeting with Pain and Konan.
White Zetsu emerged from underground with a cheeky grin: "Ban~ There's a bunch of women outside clamoring to have your babies~"
Obito Uchiha: "..."
Under the strange gazes of Pain and Konan, Obito warned White Zetsu in Madara Uchiha's voice: "I don't like jokes, just tell me what's going on?"
"You'll see when you come out and take a look~" White Zetsu twisted his body, "The sky outside is full of text called 'bullet comments'~ I don't know who posted them, but a lot of people say they want to marry you and have your children, Madara."
Obito's face behind the mask was slightly serious; White Zetsu dared not joke with him like that...
"Let's go out and take a look, Madara," Payne said.
"Um."
The masked man who calls himself Madara, Nagato who claims Pain as God's representative, and Konan arrive outside their base.
The translucent, overwhelming text came directly into their view!
But by this time, the comments about wanting to have Madara Uchiha's child had long since been scrolled past, and the topic of "Is Sasuke Uchiha unlucky to have Naruto Uzumaki as a friend?" had been replaced by the same discussion.
[Blue][He's back from the bullet screen! That guy who called himself Kakashi Wuwukai before! Wuwukai my ass! Your whole family is Wuwukai!! Based on your information, we found you. It's fucking hilarious. A moron who complains every day on dating forums that no rich and beautiful woman is willing to throw herself at you, go buy a mirror and look at yourself! Don't come out and harm society, understand?] 5641 people liked this.
Upon seeing Kakashi's name, Obito's last remaining Sharingan pupil trembled!
Why would he see Kakashi's name in these things?!
We mentioned "Hatake 50/50" earlier, but what exactly does "50/50" mean?!
[Blue][Kakashi's fighting fan is here! There were some outrageous comments earlier? (Didn't scroll through the thread)] 2454 people thought this was great.
[Blue] [There was someone earlier who criticized Kakashi for being evenly matched, saying that after Kakashi died in the battle against Pain, Pain's use of the Rinne Rebirth technique to revive him and everyone else killed in Konoha was a huge mistake, and that it was Naruto's fault for only talking big. Hehe.] 4578 people liked this.
[Blue] [Huh? ? ? Isn't "50/50" a meme? It's not considered an insult, right?] 9545 people liked this.
[Red][Hilarious! Is 50/50 considered an insult? I know you're a Kakashi fangirl, but you don't need to be so sensitive, do you?] 4712 people liked this.
[Red][Let's not talk about muscles, let's be civilized.] 14571 people think it's great.
The entire ninja world: "..." Men were silent, women wept.
In Masked Obito's eyes, only those few words kept repeating on and on!
Kakashi died in the battle against Pain...