Explosive entrepreneurship

Chapter 107

[Never slacken the farmer] Meeting room.

Gou Dai rested his chin on one hand, and watched the "Non-Slacker Farmer Comprehensive Upgrade Plan" on the screen.

The positive indicators in the "entrepreneurial failure" system have already been exceeded. Now, how to achieve "bankruptcy" is the key problem.

[Non-slacking farmers] In the development of tourism, it has already had the inherent advantages of "three noes"-no humanities, no history, and no scenic spots.

Without landscape and humanities, [Non-Slack Farmer] can only develop in two directions. One is the agricultural style leisure mode, that is, the rural style is the main focus, making farmhouse fun, and experiencing farming fun such as planting, picking, and shrimp fishing; the second is modern agricultural science popularization The model is to use modern agricultural technology as a gimmick to do popular science education, visit scientific and technological planting and breeding, and build crops and biological museums.

Everyone in Budai took it for granted that with the strength of the park, it is natural to combine the two to make greater integration and integration.

Gou Dai also agrees with everyone's ideas, because the more complicated it is, the higher the cost, the more scattered the goals, and the higher the probability of screwing up.

During this period, Gou Dai studied a large number of cases similar to parks.

Huaguo is similar to agricultural parks, and almost 90.00% of them fail. The reasons are complex, including policy, team, positioning, operation and other factors.

Although the probability of failure is high, Gou Dai knows that the BUFF of "unable to go bankrupt" in himself is too strong, so he pays more attention to studying the few successful cases than failure cases, and must avoid all "possibility of accidental success" .

Therefore, after repeated deliberation, the [Non-Slack Farmer Comprehensive Upgrade Plan] was successfully born.

At this moment, everyone in Budai looked at the boss's "upgrade plan" and doubted his IQ again.

Xiao Qian, who has always put "saving" as the most important thing in life: "Boss, the ticket is 250 yuan, is it too expensive?"

[Non-Slack Farmer] Although it occupies a large area, it is not an amusement park or other places, and there are no amusement facilities; it is not a zoo where exotic animals are raised, and they are all ordinary poultry; there are landscape greening, but it is not an exhibition botanical garden.

Xiao Qian's doubts were agreed by everyone.

Shen Lianhua: "Yes, boss, North City Botanical Garden and other places don't need tickets. I understand that we are not a public place. We don't charge tickets. The threshold is too low, which may cause uncontrollable risks. Is five and sixty yuan more reasonable?"

Fu Qiaoming, who participated remotely, echoed Shen Lianhua: "Yes, boss, the first threshold is set too high, which will block a large number of tourists. I also agree to lower the entry threshold, and then increase the unit price of consumers in the park."

Gou Dai listened to everyone's discussion and nodded frequently.

Of course he understands the truth.

In the study of the few cases in which agricultural parks have successfully developed tourism, most of them have zero or low entrance fees, and many even provide free parking spaces.Only when the first threshold is low can it attract enough popularity, and then turn from popularity to consumption.

Gou Dai naturally wants to do the opposite.

"In terms of ticket setting, I will use the form of package tickets, that is, the 250 yuan ticket includes light meals, fruit juice, butterfly garden, herbal garden, ecological experience, exhibition hall tickets, picking garden experience tickets, fishing experience tickets, etc. Wait, there will also be gift packs of crops, and the promotional slogan is that one consumption can play for a day, and the price is clearly marked.”

Fu Qiaoming raised doubts: "Will such a setting make more money than free drainage and then consumption?"

Gou Dai: "Naturally, rich content settings will reduce the impact of high-priced tickets. If it is a low-priced ticket and a post-consumption model, users may not be willing to consume. Mandatory packaging can increase the unit price of customers. And many project users will give up experience, virtually reducing costs."

Gou Dai thought for a while, and then pulled out an irrelevant theoretical argument: "It's like Bi X Customer, whose coupons are not issued directly, but need to be downloaded through the Internet. Users who are sensitive to prices will pay in advance. Download coupons, but users who are not price-sensitive will not. If all are distributed directly, everyone will enjoy the preferential price, which will cause intangible losses.”

Fu Qiaoming wondered: "Is this related to our tickets?"

Gou Dai: "We do the opposite. On the one hand, we use fancy items to confuse the price sensitivity of tourists and make all users accept the price; on the other hand, for price-sensitive users, they will try their best to use up all the items in the ticket. , insensitive users, still choose items according to their own preferences."

Everyone felt that it seemed reasonable, but vaguely believed that this set of rhetoric was unreliable.

Gou Dai looked at the crowd, smiled and said nothing.

It's weird to make money.

No matter how bells and whistles are included in the ticket, [Never Slack Farmer] is after all a park far away from the urban area, requiring long journeys, and no surrounding facilities.There seem to be many projects, but in fact they are in the area, and there is nothing unique about them.All its functions can be completely disassembled and implemented in Beicheng or the suburbs, and its convergence does not provide too many advantages.

Xiao Qian raised a second doubt: "Boss, winter is coming soon, aren't these 'Cool Farm' and 'Icy Carnival' events inappropriate?"

To keep visitors fresh in the park, creative activities designed for different holidays and different groups of people are essential.Among the few successful cases, almost all parks that make a difference in the tertiary industry have rich and suitable activities.

Gou Dai originally planned to completely ignore event planning, etc., but after large-scale construction projects were restricted, holding events was a cost-intensive option.High publicity fees, venue layout fees, and activity labor costs are pure expenses if they cannot bring you the ideal return.

Therefore, Gou Dai's requirements for event design are "anti-human, anti-seasonal, and extremely expensive", and the rest can be arbitrary.

Regarding Xiao Qian's doubts, Gou Dai's explanation is also easy to come by: "You think, eating hot pot in winter and soaking in hot springs are everywhere. Specialized hot pot restaurants and hot spring hotels can definitely provide better services than us. But the Winter Ice Beer Contest and the Winter Ice Watermelon Competition are even more shocking to the soul. We did the opposite, and we were able to win by chance.”

Budai nodded frequently, thinking that the boss's logic was extremely perfect.

After the set of "You ask me to answer", everyone dispelled their doubts and started preparations in full swing.

==

Zhu Jiujiu is a small reporter for "Beicheng Commercial Daily". He works on the line at [-]:[-] every day. He is either interviewing or rushing to write. In the spare time, he also needs to advertise for the newspaper.

During the rare few days of vacation, Zhu Jiujiu planned to sleep forever, but was woken up by his best friend Jin Zi's persistent alarm.

Jin Zi is a small employee in the engineering department of a state-owned enterprise in Beicheng. He has a prestigious school education but has no ambitions.

Jin Zi loves life very much. He must try all the newly opened stores, and he must also taste the milk tea that has been queued for four hours. He seems to have endless energy.

After Zhu Jiujiu saw the caller ID, he knew that there must be another novelty somewhere.

Half an hour later, Zhu Jiujiu was sitting in the passenger seat, flipping through the web pages on the tablet.

"Agricultural park?" Zhu Jiujiu questioned, "Miss Jin, for someone like you who can't tell the difference between leeks and green onions, going to the agricultural park is like going to a western restaurant to bring a head of garlic."

Jin Zi was mysterious: "You know "The Second Generation of the Rich in a Small Farmyard", right?"

Zhu Jiujiu nodded, she is a loyal viewer of this show.It's just that what she wants to watch is not any rich second generation, but Gou Dai who only appeared on the show once.

Unlike the general public who knew Gou Dai through the program, Zhu Jiujiu saw Gou Dai's interview about "Gone with the Wind" for the first time a long time ago, and became a loyal admirer because of a photo.

In the past year, the TV series about sibling love has become popular. When Zhu Jiujiu watched the TV series countless times, she and Gou Dai would be substituted in. She herself was surprised, why she, who was extremely indifferent to celebrities since she was a child, would do this to a stranger she had never met before. enamored.

Taking advantage of the red light, Jin Zi lowered his voice and said, "I've asked people in the industry about it. The agricultural park we're waiting for is the filming location of the show."

Where the show is filmed has been a hot topic on various forums last month.

Logically speaking, it is a win-win thing for the park to provide the venue and the program team to help promote the park, but the audience held a microscope and couldn't find a trace of the name of the filming location from the beginning and end of the film.

In fact, many people have inferred the geographical location of the park by virtue of the program's shooting outside the park.But after the show became popular, many agricultural parks wanted to take advantage of the show's popularity, and asked the navy to post that they were the filming location.For a while, good and evil were confused, true and false, the truth of "the filming location is a non-slacking farmer" was hidden in a pile of rumors.

"Are you sure?" Zhu Jiujiu flipped through the webpage, very suspicious.

It's not that Zhu Jiujiu is suspicious. In her opinion, the marketing of this park is very bad.

Instead of using the publicity stunt of "the filming location of "The Second Generation of Rich in a Small Farmyard", various activities were carried out.

Whether the activity is appropriate or not, as far as the promotion on the webpage is concerned, it can be said that it is difficult to describe it in one word.

Generally speaking, the theme positioning of each activity in the park will definitely target groups, such as Valentine's Day activities, which are aimed at couples; science popularization activities, which are aimed at students; leisure and entertainment activities, which are aimed at white-collar workers.

The activities of [Non-Slack Farmer] are quite comprehensive, but the collocation is very weird:

Urban white-collar research trip - teach you to identify fresh vegetables and flowers;

Popular Science Activities for Romantic Couples—Teach you to see the "scumbags" and "scumbags" in nature

Young literary and artistic youth can't miss it - a new experience of "killing pigs for the New Year";

……

All in all, the themes and participants of these activities have nothing to do with each other.

In this regard, Jin Jin’s explanation is that the activities are designed by the employees, and there must be inconsistencies. As the boss, Gou Dai cannot do everything by himself, and it is normal for activities to have deviations.

In [Don't Slack Farmer], Shen Lianhua, who was making a plan, shuddered suddenly, looked at Gou Dai's activity outline at hand, and shook her head repeatedly: "Sure enough, I'm not on the same level as the boss, and I still can't see the purpose of the activity."

==

After Zhu Jiujiu and Jin Zi arrived at the park, they met an acquaintance, their college classmate, Chen Longwen.

Unlike the two single and happy women, Chen Longwen married and divorced young. He got married right after graduating from university and is now a single father.

"Bring your son to play?" Jin Zi asked generously.

Chen Longwen: "Recently, there are a lot of advertisements in the subway stations [Never Slacking Farmers]. The ticket price is a bit expensive, but I still bring my children to see it."

Zhu Jiujiu looked around the park, and as far as he could see, the crowd withered. "There are not many tourists."

Three adults and one child follow the guide map and free items provided in the ticket to visit.

"Dad, I want to go to the zoo!" the child asked.

Chen Longwen looked at the ladies beside him apologetically.

"It's okay." Zhu Jiujiu said briskly, "Anyway, let's take a look, we can go anywhere first."

However, when a group of four stepped into the zoo in the park, they all looked indifferent.

"This is your zoo?" Jin Jin asked the staff beside him, pointing to a row of caged roosters at the entrance.

Staff: "It's not a zoo, it's a zoo area."

A few people looked at the ticket description carefully, and sure enough, the text clearly stated "The big ticket includes the zoo area ticket", and the correct division is "zoo area/ticket", not "zoo/area ticket" as they understood.

Several people reluctantly accepted this statement.

Chen Longwen couldn't help asking: "Then the chickens in these dozen or so big cages look completely the same?"

Staff: "There are text explanations on the cage, just scan the QR code for audio explanations."

A group of people came closer to check, and sure enough, there were explanation boards outside the group of chicken cages.

Just explaining the problem on the card left everyone speechless for a while.

What I saw on the sign was not the place of origin or type of chicken, but the recipes of famous chicken-related dishes——

Chicken stewed with mushrooms, three-cup chicken, spicy chicken, saliva chicken, etc.

There is no difference between the chickens in the zoo area, they are all raised with the same breed and feed.

If the three adults can still enjoy some cold humor, the child who is easy to empathize will cry "wow".Although he is not very literate, the child recognized the lively and fragrant pictures on the explanatory board, and associated the pictures with the chickens in the cage. In an instant, his instinctive love for life made him cry.

The four of them did not dare to go further into the zoo area, for fear that there would be braised pigs, braised ducks, and roasted whole lambs, etc., which would be unbearable for children.

Walking out of the agricultural zoo area, the four of them entered the newly built cultural park.

A large number of stone sculptures and copper statues are displayed in the cultural park, which shows that the cost is expensive and the sincerity is full.

It’s just that the first step is still talking about Pangu’s creation of the world and Nuwa’s creation of man, and the second step is the death of Louis XIII. The large span of Chinese and Western cultures and the long span of time make it difficult for people to figure out their laws. After a park is completed, it is not because of being influenced by culture. , but be dazzled by culture.

The dizzy four followed the map, wanting to comfort the bewildered children, they searched around the map and chose the "Children's Paradise Area".

"Children's Paradise" is also a newly planned park with brand new facilities, but...

The children looked at Snow White with three white eyes, Sleeping Beauty with her tongue sticking out, and Prince Charming with eyes the size of black beans, and cried out again.

Zhu Jiujiu suspected that these sculptures might have been pulled out of some modern abstract art museum.

The four of them didn't dare to try new areas, so they had to find a well-regulated greenhouse for crops to visit.

The big ticket provides a picking experience. The crop that can be picked for free today is the fruit cucumber.

However, the palm-sized thornless cucumber is particularly gratifying. There is a washing area in the park, and it can be eaten directly after a simple rinse. It is refreshing and sweet, and the four of them finally get some comfort.

After the snack, everyone came to the crop maze area.

Different crops are planted in the labyrinth area every season. [Non-Slack Farmer] has rebuilt the labyrinth on the basis of the old area and planted better crop varieties.

At the moment, the crop maze is made with two-meter-tall corn and decorative chrysanthemums.

A few adults are not surprised, too many garden scenic spots have similar mazes, but children are full of interest.

The park staff took the QR code: "Several, please download the park APP before entering!"

"Why?" Chen Longwen asked back.

Staff: "There is a maze alarm device and a maze guide device in the APP. For the experience and safety of tourists, the park regulations must be downloaded."

Chen Longwen: "A plant maze, what difficulty can there be?"

Having said that, several people cooperated with the staff to download the APP.

Chen Longwen and the others thought that they would be able to get out of the maze by going around twice, but they never thought that after going around for 10 minutes, several people were still circling in the maze.

"It's strange, my sense of direction has deteriorated?" Chen Longwen was puzzled. He was a member of a field expedition team when he was in college, and he had an excellent sense of direction.

Zhu Jiujiu suggested: "Why don't you take a look at the map?"

Several people clicked on the [Non-Slack Farmer] APP, selected the plant maze area, and then fell silent.

There are many famous plant labyrinths in the world, such as the garden labyrinth located in Villa Pisar on the outskirts of Venice, founded in the early 18th century. It is said that Napoleon was lost here; another example is located in Hawaii, USA, made of more than 4000 plants. Chen Longwen once challenged the Hedge Maze.

However, several people are sure that there is no maze that is more complicated than the screen of the mobile phone in front of them.

The three adults worked together, and it took more than ten minutes to find a way out from the map, and then it took another ten minutes to get out of the maze based on the map information.

The few people who saw the open scenery still doubted life.

"Is this really a labyrinth in an agricultural park?" Chen Longwen couldn't help but ask.

"This maze really wants people to come out?" Zhu Jiujiu asked.

"The labyrinth in the agricultural garden should add some fun, not really kill you, right?" Jin Zi couldn't help it either.

Only the children who didn't understand anything clapped their hands: "It's fun, how about we go again?"

"Don't!" The three of them said in unison with lingering fear.

When it was lunch time, several people did not choose the set meal given by the park tickets, but chose a "farm banquet restaurant" in the park to taste.

It was meal time, and the restaurant was full of people, as if everyone in the park had gathered here.

Chen Longwen and Jin Zi complained to each other about their experiences in the park this morning.

"The operation in this park is really coquettish."

"I thought it was a resort park with an elegant environment, but I didn't expect it to be a funny park with three steps and one pit."

"It can be called a child's childhood nightmare."

"Adults don't give up too much, that maze makes my heart shudder."

Zhu Jiujiu on the side didn't speak, but her liking for Gou Dai made her unable to bear to participate in this carnival of complaints.

Behind them, Gou Dai, who was wearing a thin black down jacket, a mask and a wool cap, nodded in satisfaction.He specially picked lunch time to go in-depth with tourists, and he was very satisfied with the feedback he got.

With the park's sluggish visitor numbers and equally bad word-of-mouth, it seems that bankruptcy is just around the corner.

==

When Gou Dai returned to the office building, Xiao Qian and others were having a big meal and discussing in the conference room.

Shen Lianhua looked at the weekly report she had just received, and looked at Gou Dai with a melancholy expression: "Boss, I feel that the park has been seriously unable to make ends meet since last week. The number of tourists and consumption can not only amortize the daily expenditure of the park, but also cannot share the high cost. The amount of advertising, not to mention the equipment investment and project expenditure in the early stage."

Gou Dai was satisfied in his heart, but it didn't show anything on the surface: "Promotional activities are never immediate, it takes a cycle, and the initial cost investment is normal."

Gou Dai has always had prestige in the hearts of the employees, seeing Gou Dai calm and calm, the employees are also relieved.

Wang Feiniu gnawed on half a lobster: "Boss, come and try this seafood, it's delicious."

Gou Dai glanced at the logo on the takeaway box. It was a well-known seafood restaurant in Beicheng, with fresh ingredients and superb cooking skills. Apart from being expensive, it had no other disadvantages.

Wang Feiniu: "Mr. Xiao Liang originally made an appointment with us to have dinner and visit the garden together today, but he was busy with temporary work, and he arrived before the meal, which is very loyal."

Wang Feiniu thoroughly implemented the concept of "If you have milk, you are a mother".

Gou Dai paused for a moment, not wanting to look too deliberate, sat down beside the crowd, and picked up a fan scallop.

Shen Lianhua shared what she saw this morning: "Let me tell you, I saw a group of freshmen come for an outing this morning, it was too sweet."

Wang Feiniu teased: "Shouldn't you feel bitter? Only after comparing did you realize that you are old?"

Shen Lianhua squeezed half a strip of mustard into Wang Feiniu's dipping plate, and then continued: "Do you know? There is a tall and thin boy among the freshmen, who is obviously interested in a girl with ponytails, but he is too embarrassed to confess his love." When the girl passed by the sweet potato garden, she exclaimed that she really wanted to eat sweet potatoes, and the boy bought a big bag of sweet potatoes at the rest stop."

Xiao Qian felt distressed: "Just buy one, it's a waste of money if you can't finish it."

Shen Lianhua looked at Xiao Qian and questioned why this guy had a girlfriend and she was still single.

"What kind of thinking do you have?" Shen Lianhua hates iron and steel, "When you are still in the period of ambiguity, or in the period of pure unrequited love, how abrupt it is for you to give food to one person directly, and a bunch of people around you will make a fuss."

Xiao Qian straight man thought: "Do you want to give it to everyone?"

Shen Lianhua: "Yes!"

It's rare for Wang Feiniu to unite with Shen Lianhua: "Pretend to distribute to everyone, but in fact, I just want my sweetheart to eat sweet potatoes. It's so touching."

Shen Lianhua: "Yes, I really like this kind of carefulness."

Xiao Qian still doesn't understand, and still insists on the theory of waste.

Wang Feiniu: "How did the girl react?"

Shen Lianhua sighed: "The sweet potato was robbed by a group of people, but in the end the girl didn't eat it."

Wang Feiniu squeezed out two tears, not knowing whether they were lamenting the "tragedy in the world" or choking on mustard.

Shen Lianhua: "Poor little boy's humble thoughts."

Wang Feiniu: "Think about the best, at least it's not that girls refuse to eat!"

Shen Lianhua looked at Gou Dai: "Boss, you don't eat at all. Mr. Xiao Liang's heart!"

Gou Dai: ...

How can I eat it.

Wasn't he really alluded to?

==

At the same time, the farm banquet restaurant in the park.

After a whole morning of "experience", Zhu Jiujiu and his party didn't expect too much for the lunch. They never thought that the lunch was rich in variety and delicious, and they were all full. They leaned back on the chair and rubbed their bellies.

Even children who have always been picky eaters, it is rare that they don't have to be coaxed by their father to make their own CDs.

Jin Zi: "It's no wonder that the show "Rich Two Generations" often shoots scenes of eating. Just for this meal, it's a worthwhile trip."

Zhu Jiujiu nodded: "After all, it is the supply park of [Shengyuan Afternoon Tea]."

After paying the bill, Chen Longwen exclaimed, "There are only more than 100 people at this table, can the boss make money?"

Jin Jin pointed to a plate with only soup left, not even a root vegetable or leaf: "This plate of fried beef with scallions is only 28 yuan. The portion is so large, it is simply unscientific! The cost price is not enough, right?"

Zhu Jiujiu: "Gou Dai is a conscience!"

Does Gou Dai have a conscience?

Yes, he is very conscientious. The selling price of the restaurants in the park, plus staff fees and water and electricity fees, basically has no net profit.

What he said to his employees was - we don't add money to catering, we only make customers feel at home and get repeat customers.

But in fact, Gou Dai's calculation is as follows——

High tickets can reduce revenue.

All kinds of wonderful park settings can reduce the word-of-mouth effect, making people who are attracted by the park advertisements discouraged.

As for some people who will not die if they don't hit the south wall, Gou Dai will reduce the possibility of making other profits.

As we all know, when most of the facilities are free, the biggest revenue-generating point of the park is catering.Gou Dai directly makes zero profit for catering, exempting from this risk.If it wasn't for worrying about the negative profit being too deliberate and reducing the naturalness score, Gou Dai would also like to have a free meal.

After lunch, Zhu Jiujiu and his party continued to play in the park.

Tickets include a lot of items, and several people try to choose the items that do not seem to be thunderous to participate in.

For example, vegetable collages and grain collages. The park provides vegetables or aged miscellaneous grains that are about to expire, as well as sticky boards. Visitors can create on the sticky boards.

Another example is the DIY of succulent plants. The park provides a plastic flower pot, two succulent plants, and a few colored stones for tourists to plant. The flower pots can be taken away, and the cost is included in the big ticket.Customers can also purchase beautiful ceramic containers and other meat plants and decorations out of their own pockets.

Also like making herbal packs.In the Baicao Garden in the park, visitors can listen to the explanations of various herbs and understand the characteristics of herbs by scanning the QR code.After the visit, the park provides an experience of making herbal medicine packs. There will be staff explaining the pharmacology and combination of different herbs. Customers can take away two packs of herbal medicines for free.If you want to make more herbal packs, or directly buy the ready-made herb packs in the park, you need to pay extra.

At the end of the experience, several people felt quite happy.The winter night came early and the sky was getting darker. After discussing with each other, they decided to have another farm meal and spend the night in the park.

Dinner was equally enjoyable, but this pleasure ended abruptly when I saw the room where I lived.

The park failed to break ground, so Gou Dai had to spend money on interior decoration.

The decoration follows the principles of theme characteristics, farmhouse flavor, and expensive.

Zhu Jiujiu and Jin Jin chose the "Cute Little Pig" room on the room menu.Both of them bought the gift box of "Send you a little pig" in [Shengyuan Afternoon Tea], so they are very interested in the themed suites with similar names.

Chen Longwen chose a "farm-style" room that looked quite satisfactory.

Zhu Jiujiu and Jin Zizi walked into the room.

The decoration is obviously old-fashioned, specially imitating the style of the ancient countryside.

Jin Jin knocked on the chest of drawers at the door: "Don't look at this ugly cabinet, the wood used is not cheap."

Zhu Jiujiu scanned around the guest room. There were lifelike pig pattern wallpapers on the walls, different pig ornaments were placed in every corner, and even the bed sheets were cartoon pigs.

"Very cute." Zhu Jiujiu said.

"It's a bit perfunctory." Jin Zi didn't have a dog filter, and felt that this way of pasting a wallpaper and placing some decorations was nothing new.

Zhu Jiujiu looked at the very heavy dark green velvet curtains on the left side of the room: "Hey, are there floor-to-ceiling windows?"

After all, she pulled aside half a meter, and then screamed.

Jin Jin, who was taking off the contact lens, turned his head: "What's the matter?"

The two fell silent at the same time.

Behind the curtains, there is a very strict large glass, which divides the whole room into two equal parts.Behind the glass, in a room the same size as the room, lived two pigs.

Yes, two live pigs.

Although they are piglets, although they are very clean and look pink, they are still two Landrace pigs, eating the feed and rolling on the ground.

"Sleeping with a pig?" Jin Zi asked.Although she disliked the themed room with only decorations, it was still a bit unacceptable to put two live pigs.

Jin Jin called the front desk of the guest room, and the front desk said: "Madam, please rest assured, the glass in our room is made of high-grade laminated glass, which is far more effective than the ordinary vacuum soundproof glass on the supermarket, so that you can't hear the movement of pigs at night." The pig house is well-ventilated and takes a bath every day, and there is no pest or smell. If you can’t accept it, you can choose to change the room or close the curtains.”

Jin Zi is too lazy to change rooms, so he simply chooses to make do with it, not seeing what he sees.

Zhu Jiujiu likes pets but has no chance to keep them. After staring at the little pig for a while, he felt a little bit moved, so he simply sat by the glass and watched the little pig play.

Jin Zi disliked it in every possible way, but after taking a bath, she also felt that the programs on TV were boring, so she moved a grand chair and sat by the glass with Zhu Jiujiu to watch pigs together.

Appreciating and appreciating, the two actually expressed their feelings.

"Don't tell me, this pig has a round belly and a small tail, and it's a little cute."

"Why is the one with the bigger head always being bullied by the one with the smaller one? It's really worthless!"

"These eyes are like black gemstones, very cute."

……

After enjoying the pigs all night, the two of them were a little hungry, so they picked up the menu next to the TV.

There is also a cute cartoon pig on the book.

However, after opening the menu of the menu book——

【Pork stew noodles】

【Pork meatballs】

【Garlic White Meat】

【Small Stir-fried Pork with Chili Peppers】

【Grilled Pork Chops】

……

The two were silent again.

Zhu Jiujiu glanced at the little pig in the glass, feeling a little sad for no reason.

Jin Jin called the front desk again: "What's the matter with your menu, it's so inhumane!"

The voice at the front desk is still pleasant: "Ma'am, you booked the [Cute Little Piggy] suite, so the corresponding menu is also mainly pork!"

Sounds reasonable.

Jin Jin hangs up the phone depressed.

The two finally decided to drink plain water to fill their stomachs.

"It's so weird, I must go to the forum to post a complaint." Jin Zi said.

Zhu Jiujiu nodded, it was hard to disagree.

Soon, a new post appeared on the Cape Forum.

[Can you believe it, we came to an agricultural park for tourism and stayed in a pig-themed room, and the other party let us eat pork! 】

Landlord: touch stone into gold

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There are two little piglets in the themed room. They are either pet pigs or ordinary pigs, but they are very cute. We stayed for a while, and we all developed feelings.I wanted to order a supper at night, but the menu was full of pork. Do you think this is a human thing?

There were a lot of people online at night, and the post was quite innovative, and soon there were more than 50 replies.

1L=

Nothing wrong?Of course, the pig-themed room eats pork. Do you want to eat beef?Isn't this irrelevant?

2L=

Is the pork the pig in the live slaughter room?

3L=

Upstairs, the cost is a bit high, right?After all, it is unreasonable to order a small fried pork to kill a pig.Maybe ordering the roast suckling pig can directly kill the pigs in the room!

4L=

support!Let the landlord order a roast suckling pig!

5L=

Don't waste the pig's blood, put it in a bucket, let the chef get some pig rice blood tomorrow!

6L=

Pig offal is a good thing, don’t learn from foreigners and don’t eat offal. Pig large intestine, pig heart, and pig liver are all my favorites!

7L=

So excited, the landlord will forgive you for handing over the name of the park!

……

Jin Jin looked at the reply and was speechless for a while.

Contemporary netizens are simply inhumane!fall!

==

In another room, Chen Longwen was holding his son, the corner of his mouth twitching.

When Chen Long selected the theme of rural flavor, what he valued was its plainness.Based on the experience of a one-day visit to the park, the more common things are, the more reassuring they are.

However, after walking into the room, Chen Longwen found that the "farm taste" is really relevant.

On the wall are coir raincoats and bamboo hats commonly used by farmers.The table is an exquisitely carved Eight Immortals table. Judging from the age, it may be a real antique.The chairs are benches that can no longer be found in the city today, and there are several kerosene lamps on the table.In the center of the room was a huge kimchi jar, hollowed out for a bed.

Of course, these are not the focus of the theme of farmhouse flavor. The focus of farmhouse flavor lies in "taste".

One wall of the room was covered with two layers of pickle jars, and there was a faint smell from the pickle jars. Chen Longwen opened them one by one, and found that there were a variety of pickles in the jars, including pickled cabbage, pickled peppers, pickled lettuce, pickled celery, pickled radish, etc. Wait, there's even a crock of salted duck eggs.

On the other wall of the room, strings of dried chilies and bacon are hung, full of the festive feeling of the Chinese New Year in the countryside.

Chen Longwen called the hotline at the front desk and asked if he could change the room.

The female voice at the front desk is sweet: "Sir, do you have any dissatisfaction?"

Chen Longwen: "The decoration is very themed, but the smell of the room may make it difficult for children to sleep at night."

The front desk said: "Sir, the characteristic of this room is the smell. If you don't like the smell, you can turn on the fresh air system in the room. The system in our room is ducted ventilation, and the effect is very good. If you still can't accept it, you can choose to change the room .”

After Chen Longwen inquired about the situation of Zhu Jiujiu's room, he felt that this "farm-style" room might be the most normal room, so he tried the fresh air system.

After 15 minutes, the room was clean with no smell at all.

Chen Longwen was a little curious, and wondered what brand of fresh air system was so powerful, he checked the sign on the button, and was instantly surprised by the price.

After helping the child take a bath, Chen Longwen posted on the Haijiao forum.

[Do you dare to believe it!A rural-themed private room that costs 300 yuan a night is actually equipped with a 6 yuan fresh air system! 】

Posted by: Long Feifeng Wu

Can you believe it?

Is it so arrogant to do business now?

Will this pay for itself?

Chen Longwen's title was not thrilling and interesting enough, so there were very few replies.

1L=

Self-fried advertising stickers?

2L=

Maybe the boss is not short of money, and there are hundreds of buildings for rent.

3L=

Are rural themed houses so popular now?I also saw a post just now.

……

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And in the park office.

Gou Dai yawned and put down the report in his hand.

The phone keeps popping up new messages, which are from Fu Qiaoming.

Fu Qiaoming shared a large row of web links.

"Can you believe that a zoo is just to see chickens, ducks, pigs, rabbits and turtles?"Oh yes, there is also a trap activity. If you catch a rabbit, you can take it away immediately, and we also provide hair-plucking and slaughtering services! "

"Participated in the sweet potato plucking experience activity in the Bushao Farmer Park. You can pick whatever you want, but you can only take two away after plucking, and you have to spend money to buy the others.I looked at a basket full of sweet potatoes, and suddenly realized that I had become a free laborer! "

"On the third anniversary of being together, I participated in the romantic couple activity of not neglecting farmers with my girlfriend. As a result, I was popularized throughout the whole process about how scumbags are, how scumbags are parrots, how scumbags are spiders, how scumbags are prairie dogs, and even plants are scumbags.Now my girlfriend looks at me with eyes full of suspicion, woo woo woo”

……

[Fu Qiaoming: Boss, there are a lot of negative topics about "Never Slack Farmer" on the Internet. Is it necessary to carry out public relations?]

Gou Dai clicked on a few webpages at random, and was very satisfied to see the netizens who came to travel beating their chests and stamping their feet.

It seems that my hard work was not in vain.

【Gou Dai: No need, real gold is not afraid of fire】