Prince of the Tang Dynasty: Signing in began with harming Li Shimin

Chapter 83 The Broken Li Tai

Beside the Eight Immortals table, two pairs of chopsticks were flying up and down.

Li Tai chewed the last piece of mutton contentedly, but couldn't help looking at the little girl beside him.

The little girl's copper stove is full of all kinds of delicacies, and she is happily chewing slowly with her head down.

Li Tai didn't know what potatoes taste like in a hot pot, he ate them too fast just now and he didn't have time to taste them carefully.

The young lady felt Li Tai's fiery gaze.Looking up at his swallowing gesture, he pursed his mouth in embarrassment.

She doesn't seem to have much to eat.

"Little girl, how about I exchange an ingot of horseshoe gold for your copper furnace?"

Li Tai took out an ingot of gold, and shook it at the young mother very seductively.

The young lady was taken aback when she heard the words, and her humility was stopped.

Deliberately reject Li Tai's proposal.

But thinking that Su Jing seemed to like horseshoe gold very much, the little guy felt a little hesitant.

If I get this ingot of gold in exchange, my eldest brother will definitely be very happy.

The little guy was quite moved.

After a moment of contemplation, he raised his short hand and swiped across the middle of the copper furnace.

"One ingot of gold can only be exchanged for half!"

The young lady's tone was firm.

Li Tai pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Little girl, do you know how much food can be exchanged for a piece of horseshoe gold?

If it weren't for the fact that you and this king are both fat, this king wouldn't take advantage of you so much! "

"Young lady is not fat!

The young girl is very thin! "

The young lady pouted dissatisfied.

Both her and Su Jing's aesthetics are different from those of Tang people.

Then he bit his finger and thought about it.

Pointing to the food in the stove, he said solemnly: "This is a potato.

It comes from the land of America, thousands of miles away, and is separated from the Tang Dynasty by the endless Pacific Ocean.

My elder brother said that even the fastest clipper ship would take two months to make one trip.

This piece alone is worth ten thousand taels of gold. "

"America?!

Pacific Ocean? ! "

Li Tai looked blank.

It seems to see the dawn of solving the puzzle.

Pointing at the watermelon in front of him, he asked anxiously, "Where's the watermelon?"

"Brother said that watermelons come from Africa, west of Datang.

The people there are black except for their white teeth.

A very small number of Kunlun slaves sold in the West Market came from Africa.

Like the Silla maids, they are all servants who came to our Tang Dynasty to serve as slaves and servants.

The eldest brother also said that stealing Chinese people has been the slave of the Han people since ancient times. "

"What about sweet potatoes?"

"Sweet potatoes also come from America."

"Where's the chili?"

"South America."

"Where's this weird white bean?"

"Europe.

The eldest brother said that the people there are still defecating everywhere, it's so dirty! "

"hiss!"

Li Tai's expression was stiff, and he only felt a toothache.

The matter of the apple and the big ship has not been clarified yet, and now I hear terms from various places such as America, Europe, and Africa.

Is this the rhythm to drive Li Tai crazy?

"Little girl, do you know why the apple fell?"

Li Tai thought about it, and asked tentatively.

"Know!

The eldest brother told the young mother this story! "

The young lady triumphantly raised her small fist, and said in a childlike voice: "In a distant pirate country, there was a young man named Isaac Newton.

He is a scientist who studies physics.

Newton was very good at thinking, and often explored some common sense that was not noticed by others.

one day.

He was resting under an apple tree when an overripe apple hit him on the head.

When Newton was annoyed about his bad luck, he suddenly thought of a problem.

When he threw the ball into the air, why did the ball go up for a certain distance and then fall very fast?

Is an invisible force operating according to established rules?

After a long period of research, Newton finally solved this problem.

And developed a formula called universal gravitation.

This is one of Newton's three laws. "

"Plop~"

Li Tai was so shocked that he couldn't sit still, his chubby body fell straight to the ground.

A four-year-old girl also knows the truth, but Li Tai doesn't know it? !

"Cuckoo~"

The young mother looked at Li Tai who was lying on the ground, and happily clapped her little hands and laughed loudly.

"If it wasn't the apple that hit Newton in the first place, but Brother Li Tai.

The little girl doesn't have to be forced to recite Newton's laws by the big brother! "

"Pfft~"

Mother Su spit out a mouthful of tea, looking at the innocent young lady with a headache.

Only now did she believe that Su Jing was indeed innocent.

The little guy has a real talent for twisting stories.

It's just that Li Tai couldn't care about these things at the moment, he was staring at the roof blankly.

Obviously, the little guy easily destroyed his long-established self-confidence with her soft and waxy milk voice.

It turned out that he was not the child prodigy that everyone praised.

On top of him is a monstrous Su Jing, and a four-year-old little loli with a black belly!

"Brother!

Brother! "

Li Tai stood up suddenly after being silent for a moment, and staggered towards the room where Su Jing was.

Seeing this, the young lady grinned and jumped off the small chair.

Giggling, he picked up the gold horseshoe abandoned by Li Tai, and opened his mouth to bite like Su Jing.

"Clap~"

Mother Su hurriedly stepped forward and slapped off the young mother's little hand, and snatched the horseshoe gold under the little guy's aggrieved gaze.

"If you dare to imitate your elder brother again, mother will spank your little butt hard!"

"Mother~

This is a gift prepared by the young mother for the elder brother.

Will you give it back to the young lady? "

The young lady begged softly as she tugged on Mother Su's trouser legs.

Su's mother nodded her forehead reproachfully, and said, "Your elder brother is not short of silver envoys.

Mother kept telling your elder brother about a marriage. "

"it is good!"

"But doesn't eldest brother have sister Lingbin?

Big brother wants to marry sister! "

The young girl looked puzzled.

Mother Su's expression was shocked.

Even if Yan Lingbin's identity is a farmer's son, he would not be married, let alone the current Su Jing.

She could elope for Su's father, but she would never allow her son to do the same.

It looks like her plans have to be hastened.

On the other hand, Li Lizhi's eyes lit up, and she secretly kept this matter in her heart.

Empress Changsun has been paying attention to Su Jing.

……

"Brother!

What is the law?

What is Liuton's law? "

Li Tai rushed into the main hall, waving his arms and asked excitedly.

Su Jing was startled when he heard the words, and smiled clearly after a while.

He only mentioned Newton's law to the young mother, so Li Tai must have learned it from the young mother.

It's just that this kind of thing requires systematic study, how can he explain it clearly in a few words.

"Give you.

This is an enlightenment book for six-year-old children, take it back and study by yourself.

If there is anything you don't understand, you can come here and ask, brother.

but……

Ten copper coins for one question! "

Su Jing took out a first-grade math book and handed it to Li Tai, holding up a finger and shaking it happily.

"Ten Guan?!

You are extorting people!

Don't think that this king doesn't know, you only sell five-character quatrains! "

Li Tai jumped and cursed, feeling that his self-esteem had been greatly insulted.

Su Jing smacked his lips regretfully, and said pretending to be serious: "Cheng Chumo is an idiot, so are you also an idiot?

Naturally, the cost of teaching a fool cannot be compared with that of a wise man.

You don’t know such a simple and easy-to-understand truth, do you? "

"is it?"

Li Tai scratched his head in doubt, feeling that something was wrong.

But Li Shimin's son has inherited all his advantages, and has never had any resistance to flattery.

"Understood?"

Seeing this, Su Jing asked with a smile.

Li Tai nodded after thinking for a moment, and replied, "Understood."

"Now that you understand, pay for it.

I will give you a [-]% discount for the first consultation, and I will charge you five! "

Su Jing stretched out his hand and said calmly.

Li Tai's eyes widened instantly, and he looked at Su Jing in shock.

Is this man really his elder brother?

How could there be such a brazen person in the Tang Dynasty!

It's fine to take the opportunity to talk about the fee, but you can still say such unconscionable words as a [-]% discount?

How shameless this is!