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Chapter 414 is too wise



Chapter 414 is too wise

"Don't fucking talk nonsense, hit me quickly, hit me! Hit me hard, come here!" Zhang Long shouted in his heart, looking impatient, and fell down in the grass while speaking, his body showing big characters Type, waiting for a hearty beating.

His clothes today are also quite shabby, with big cartoon pants, a small vest, and slippers, as if he just woke up from sleep.

Originally, he was carrying a travel bag, but in order not to arouse the other party's suspicion, Zhang Long reluctantly threw the travel bag and some clothes in it into the V-shaped valley.

Hearing Zhang Long's yelling in his heart, it was rare for him to die so cheap that he didn't make a move. He still looked puzzled, "Are you being cheap again? I won't beat you."

"Damn it!" Zhang Long was angry, "I usually don't let you beat me, and you cut me at every turn. Today, I finally took the initiative, and you are not happy. Is it you or I? You can't move Hand, if you don’t move anymore, I will curse all the women in your family to be..."

"Dong dong..."

Before Zhang Long's curse was finished, two huge transparent fists emerged from the grass, and landed on Zhang Long's face alternately with powerful force.

In an instant, Zhang Long had nosebleeds, and both eyeballs were slapped up and down, which was extremely sad.

"Having a good time now?" He closed his fists and raised his willow eyebrows, asking ferociously.

"Also, it's still a little bit worse, give the rest of the body a few more strokes." Zhang Long stared at the eyes of the two pandas and said dully.

Dead to Chijian began to shake his head like a rattle, sighed, and threw his fist again, saying: "Zhang Long, you are the cheapest person I have seen in more than 300 years. You can be addicted even if you are abused."

"Tom tom tom..."

While speaking, the two transparent fists hit Zhang Long's whole body without mercy, especially the last punch, which directly hit Zhang Long's lifeblood.

"Oh... Huh..." Zhang Long couldn't hold back, his eyes were bulging, and his body lying on the ground convulsed suddenly, and he stood upright, letting out a scream like a pig being killed.

"who?"

The four men in black who had already walked [-] meters stopped suddenly and turned their heads one after another, their sharp eyes fixed on the grass where Zhang Long was.

The four faces were all men. Under the sun, the four faces were equally stern and cold, naturally revealing a trace of murderous intent.

"Save... life... ah..." At this moment, there was an intermittent, death-like weak cry from the grass that the four of them were looking at.

The four of them frowned and looked at each other, but the murderous look in their eyes grew colder. In the next second, the four of them put down the beast's body, moved their bodies, and brought out a few afterimages, and came in front of Zhang Long.

Under the bright sun, the elongated afterimage, like a ghost flashing by in broad daylight, added a sense of gloom to the lush forest.

Standing on the grass that was dragged down by the corpse of the beast, the four of them lowered their heads and found Zhang Long lying in the grass on the opposite side.

"Shua la." The four long swords were unsheathed at the same time, their cold lights flickered, and the sharp sword points pointed at Zhang Long with a cold aura. The eyes of the four people became colder and colder, looking at Zhang Long as if they were looking at a corpse.

A hint of vigilance flashed in Zhang Long's eyes, but his face still showed a look of sadness that was weak and dying. He contemplated for a while, and tears welled up in his eyes, and he burst into tears looking at the four strange men in black.

"Finally, I finally saw a living person..." Tears welled up in my eyes, with grief that pierced my heart, "Four big brothers, save me, save me... Woooo..."

Zhang Long stretched out his hand, making a gesture of hugging the calf of the man next to him, but deliberately dropped his arms to the ground before hugging him. With his face covered in bruises and nosebleeds, he looked really weak.

"They hit me, no, they wanted to kill me, I, I ran and ran, and then came here, four big brothers, you are my benefactors, and I will repay you in the future ..."

The four of them naturally wanted to kill Zhang Long at the beginning. After all, there is the lair of the Heavenly Demon Sect in this strange and barren mountain region. It would be bad if outsiders discovered it, and Zhang Long had already seen the four of them.

But at this moment, seeing Zhang Long weeping, the four of them looked at each other again, with more doubts in their hearts.

"You said, someone wants to kill you?" A tall, handsome man with long hair shook his sword and asked with deep thought in his eyes.

"Yeah," Zhang Long nodded quickly, and cried out with all his strength, "They are not human, they are low-quality, morally corrupt, and they are the hind legs of human civilization. They were born without evolution."

"Stop it!" Another person said impatiently, the long sword buzzed, interrupting Zhang Long's continuation, he took another breath, his eyes flashed with murderous intent and said: "Who are you talking about? Also in this strange and desolate mountain range?"

"Ah?" Zhang Long blinked, looked puzzled, and then nodded suddenly, "Oh... so this place is called Qihuangshanyu."

"Don't talk nonsense, answer my question." The man in black moved his sword towards Zhang Long.

Zhang Long cried again, staring straight at the long sword in front of him and crying, "Brother, life is short and there are so many beautiful things, why do you have to use swords and guns? I hate this kind of thing. I almost died under this weapon. Woohoo... Oh, by the way, the bastards who wanted to kill me were not from here, they were far away from here, I ran out, and ran for more than a month After running here, I got lost, and because I hadn’t eaten for several days, and my body was seriously injured, so... woo woo... My life is so miserable..."

The four of them couldn't take it anymore.

Even the dead in the Sea of ​​Consciousness are stupefied, and now I know that Zhang Long let her be beaten violently, so that these people from the Heavenly Demon Sect can rescue him back, so that he can naturally enter the Heavenly Demon Sect. So far, everyone who has seen Zhang Long's true face has died except Le Ying, and Le Ying has not returned to the Demon Sect, so naturally he cannot see through Zhang Long.

It is indeed a good way, a wretched way.

"Zhang Long, choosing you to be the master of the Zhijian system was really the wisest decision in my life. Your wretchedness is unprecedented. It's simply an uncompromising interpretation of wretchedness." Knowing the sea , sighed blankly.

Zhang Long didn't have time to pay attention to him, and was still trying his best to win the sympathy of the four men in black. Even if he didn't sympathize, he still had to find a way to make these people stop killing and silence him, and then bring himself back to the Demon Sect.

The four men in black became more and more confused, and at the same time felt a sense of danger in their hearts. They didn't sympathize with Zhang Long. The reason why Zhang Long was alive until now was because they were worried.

Tianmozong was originally the key target of the Wulian Association, so he hid in this deep mountain and old forest. For many years, no living person came in, and then a guy with a black nose and a swollen face suddenly appeared, which inevitably made people suspect that he was the Wulian Association. traitor.

As for the people who beat him that Zhang Long said, the four men in black didn't have any worries. If there were really other forces in this strange barren mountain region, the Heavenly Demon Sect would have known about it for hundreds of years.

The four of them looked at each other again, and then Qi Qi set their gazes on Zhang Long's face, with sly eyes flashing, ready to test Zhang Long, if it really belonged to the Wulian Association, even if it was to kill, he would have to say it. Get some information.

"Little brother, it looks like you were beaten hard. I really want to know, who did you offend? Why did you hit you?" The tall, long-haired man withdrew his long sword, with a look of embarrassment on his face. With a sinister smile, he asked as kindly as possible.

Zhang Long cried again, turned over, buried his face in the soil, and said, "Because... I am a genius."

In this sentence, what Zhang Long said was only grievances, not any embarrassment.

The four of them were stunned for a moment, and the dead man in the sea of ​​consciousness rolled his eyes, and fainted in the void with a bang.

I'm a genius, how dare I say it outright?This narcissism is really nothing.

"Haha..." Sure enough, the four men in black also laughed out loud after being taken aback for a moment, leaning back and forth.

Based on their cultivation, it is natural to see Zhang Long's unqualified physical strength and weak physique. To say that this kind of person is a genius is to be an idiot!

"Stinky boy, you are indeed playing a conspiracy, but it's a pity that your IQ is too low. Say, who sent you here, and what do you want to do?" The long-haired man in the lead drew his long sword again, and the cold murderous order The weed swayed, took a step forward, and scolded in a cold voice.

"Really, I didn't lie to you..." Zhang Long turned over, looked at the panic-stricken eyes of everyone, shook his hands, and cried, "I'm really a genius, don't kill me, I didn't Lie to you. I, I am born with an irresistible charm, many women can't help but like me, even many men can't resist my temptation, so, so their husbands or wives and those idle eggs hurt People, define me as a monster, thinking about getting rid of me all day long, woo woo..."

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Si Zhijian, who just sat up, fainted again, the irresistible charm... Well, only Zhang Long, a bitch, can boast of himself like that.

"Hehe..." The four men in black were all amused. They looked at Zhang Long like a fool, and gave up their minds to continue asking.

From their point of view, even if this stupid boy in front of him was really sent by some force to inquire about the Heavenly Demon Sect, judging from his IQ and useless body, the forces behind him are nothing to be afraid of.

"Stop pretending, your time of death has come." The long-haired man lost his patience and slashed down with the long sword in his hand.

The silver light flickered, the cold wind came, Zhang Long's eyes popped out, and he continued to wave his hands and shout, "Don't force me, you will fall in love with me..."

The long-haired man's face turned livid, and he accelerated the speed at which the long sword in his hand fell.

In this flash of light, Zhang Long's eyes flashed red.

"Shua!" The sword edge of the long-haired man who fell in front of Zhang Long suddenly stopped, and his body, as well as the frozen body, kept chopping motionless as if petrified, and the expression in his eyes quickly disappeared. , became a void.


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