NIP Chapter 257
Chapter 257
Chapter 257
“I also have ideals.”
“Also talking about cross talk?”
“I mean now that cross talk is impossible, but in my previous meeting, I wanted to be an excellent athlete… I also wanted to be a swimmer in particular.”
“This is your ambition, that’s good.” Luan Yunping gave a happy voice, all in the state of performance.
“No! My neighbor is from the national swimming team. This man is capable. Although he has not won a gold medal, he has never drowned in his entire life.”
As soon as the audience listened carefully to this, and some wanted to laugh, it was not called competence at all.
Luan Yunping waved her hand, “Then this is not that great.”
“He taught me backstroke and breaststroke. I learned them all. I’m a genius. Unfortunately, I was blocked by the gardening department.”
“What does this have to do with the garden!”
“They said I destroyed the lawn.”
“You threw it on the lawn?”
“Dry swimming! Learned who is in the water.”
“never heard of that.”
Speaking of this, Wang Hepeng snorted coldly, holding his hands in a complaining look, cursing: “Don’t let me practice! I deserve to die~~”
Finally, there is a word, which draws a long tone.
The tone of it is really impossible if the audience below can’t hear it.
Obviously, with his own emotions, he fiercely pointed at Sanghuai.
Some people even thought of Guo Degang being said to occupy the lawn. This kind of thing is completely the spectator’s imagination. No one knows Wang Hepeng’s true thoughts except him.
“Later I switched to playing football, and when the coach looked at me, I almost cried.”
“What’s wrong?”
Wang Hepeng sighed, “It’s great… You are more than 14,000 times stronger than the world’s top stars.”
“Yo! What a genius!”
“There are two things that hinder your development.”
“Which is different!”
“Left leg and right leg.”
The voice fell, and the laughter of the audience below rippled out. This is simply a loss of home. Doesn’t it rely on these two legs to play football?
Luan Yunping also understood, “That means you didn’t do this.”
“Later, I went to practice 轱辘 shoes! First we made the bearings, and later sold them. The soles have small 轱辘｀ˇ.”
“This is called roller skates!”
“No need to give it a nickname, I love it.”
“Who is the nickname! You are the nickname!”
“Really? I heard it for the first time.
But I like this the most, I go to the suburbs to play.
Once you have finished your clothes, find a big truck, grab Hou Bangzi, and I will follow you when you drive up. The shoes were all on fire. ”
“what?”
“People passing by are shouting…” When Wang Hepeng arrived here, his voice rose a few degrees, “Look Nezha!!”
“Hot Wheels!”
Hahahahaha!
“I just forgot to ask. This car was going to Inner Mongolia. I didn’t insist on it, and I fell behind in half.”
“You can be considered good if you can hold on to it.”
“The shoes are worn out, it hurts too much.”
“You’re grinding your feet!”
“No! And my school years were not going well!”
“What happened to school?”
“Do the math! Thirteen years of elementary school and nine years of junior high school!”
Once I said, I laughed again.
Luan Yunping hurriedly stopped, and the audience watched the jokes, “Wait a minute! Don’t say it! Let’s not talk about junior high school, just go to elementary school for thirteen years?”
“They are reluctant to let me graduate.”
“Yes?”
“I was rated as the most familiar face in the school! New teachers came to follow me to get the inside story of the school.”
Luan Yunping waved her hand and smiled: “Yes! Your school has deeper roots than them.”
“Actually, I don’t like to go to class. I don’t understand what the teacher says, and he doesn’t understand what I say. As long as the teacher doesn’t understand, he will let me go out and stand.”
“Okay!”
“I haven’t been in a classroom in these years.”
“Then the tuition fee was paid in vain.”
“Yeah! I can’t waste my money. In the dorm I read by myself, so I can become a talent.”
“Self-study?”
“I bought a lot of martial arts novels.”
Wang Hepeng picked up the fan on the table, opened the fan with one hand behind his back, “I’m alone in the house and recite aloud!”
“How to say?”
“His knife~is cold! His sword~is cold! His heart~is cold! His blood~is cold, and his people~is cold.”
Halfway through, Wang Hepeng stopped decisively, and threw the fan back on the table, “Oh, this grandson is frozen!”
The audience is not a small voice. This cross talk is Guo Degang’s most classic and hardest cross talk. In order to survive, it was a real story.
It is absolutely impossible for Wang Hepeng to perform it himself.
Wang Hepeng”” “What is the use of him writing this stuff.”
“A lot!”
“Just when I was bored, someone introduced me to a girlfriend. She looks beautiful.”
“Yes?”
“That face looks like the scene of a car accident!”
“Huh! I can’t see it.”
“Especially those two eyes are godly.”
It is said that Wang Hepeng lost another look on the stage and his eyes were deliberately slanted.
See below, especially women covering their mouths and laughing.
“You squint!”
“She is still polite to anyone. Hello! It’s been a long time! Don’t go! Oh, nothing!”
“¨”It didn’t move! Okay, let me see one of them.”
“It was a sunny and sunny afternoon with long grass flying. My beautiful girlfriend and I were prejudiced Miss.”
“Your girlfriend is called prejudice?”
Wang Hepeng suddenly squinted again, “Just this look, isn’t it prejudiced?”
Ha ha!
The audience laughed endlessly, and Wang Hepeng was absolutely good when it came to performing on stage.
After a while, he returned to his righteousness and continued: “We are sitting at the 31-flavored ice cream shop in Ganggubura Zaville.”
“How did you find it.”
“We ordered an ice cream each. I watched her eat up my ice cream scoop by scoop.”
This time Luan Yunping didn’t need to ask, but she explained, “That’s also right, he can’t see the one she was in front of.”
Wang Hepeng was on the stage, slowly looking for Luan Yunping sideways, “Don’t make jokes about my girlfriend.”
“If you don’t tell me, I can remember this.”
“Hate! I just looked at my girlfriend, my thoughts were so full of thoughts.”
“What are you thinking about.”
“I think my parents who are far away in the south have come out a lot and haven’t been back there. My father sent a letter this morning.”
“How do you say it.”
Wang Hepeng held his hands together and made the appearance of reading a letter, “Dear child, you have been away from home for a long time. Today, if it were not for the reminder of the neighbor, I would have forgotten that there is still such a son.”
“Is there anything I can forget?”
“Everything is fine at home, don’t worry! There was a heavy rain this week, and it rained twice. One for three days, the other for four days.”
“That’s next week, do you know you don’t?”
“Our family has moved! We moved to 500 kilometers away from the original place, guess where?”
“Is this a guess?”
“We look forward to your return.”
After saying this, Wang Hepeng’s gesture of holding the letter disappeared. He held it with both hands and kept thinking about things with his eyes.
So the stage was quiet for several seconds, while the audience was laughing all the time.
In the end, Wang Hepeng couldn’t think of anything, and couldn’t cry out, “Where am I looking for them! I don’t even have an address!”.