NIP Chapter 1024 We were all kicked by horses (more)
Chapter 1024 We were all kicked by horses (more)
Games room in the villa.
"They are all kings now, don't play anymore."
Xiao Yu put down her phone, leaned on the sofa, and looked at Zhou Yulong with a smile, "How is life after marriage?"
"It feels the same as before marriage."
Zhou Yulong chuckled, "But I used to think that it was really difficult to find someone to marry."
"Yes, I have experienced it in the past."
Wang Cheng agreed, "It's like trying to find a tree with a crooked neck in a huge deep forest. It's even harder than hanging yourself. Of course, my predecessor's time doesn't count, it's all tears."
"Ha ha."
Xiao Yu was amused by the two unlucky apprentices, "It's such a big forest, you couldn't find a single hanging tree, don't you understand what's going on?"
"Clam?"
Wang Cheng and Zhou Yulong looked at Master stupidly.
"Lack of rope!"
For the two apprentices, Xiao Yu felt that there was no cure, "Let's just say, it's okay to hit a tree directly if you are in a hurry."
Wang Cheng: ...
Zhou Yulong: ...
Master, you are wrong.
"It's like I was single for twenty-two years until I met your wife."
Xiao Yu said with a smile, "Do you know what happened to you during those 22 years as a teacher?"
"Could it be because Master has something to hide?" Wang Cheng smirked.
Zhou Yulong was more direct, his eyes went straight to Xiao Yu's lower third glance, and he smiled strangely.
"Dry!"
Xiao Yu gave the two apprentices a finger, "Because I want to challenge myself."
Whether it was before or now.
There is always an urge to kill two unlucky apprentices.
Is this my problem?
"challenge?"
Wang Cheng and Zhou Yulong looked at each other, "What do you mean?"
"Because at that time, I thought that finding a partner should be more difficult."
Xiao Yu put on the attitude of going through the sea, "People, you have to be brave to try and challenge yourself. If you can't find a partner, it's because you dare not try bravely, understand?"
"And then?" Wang Cheng was curious.
"Are you talking about what you want to try?"
Zhou Yulong looked at Master eagerly.
"I want to dress up as a girl."
Xiao Yu was serious, "Try...the abbot of Shaolin Temple!"
"Pfft!" the two apprentices sprayed.
Master is brave enough to try, a little too bold.
Isn't it (abef) that he kept the virgin body, or you practiced the vajra body?
Mom, for love!
"Secularism always requires men to be fearless."
Looking at the two apprentices lying on the ground laughing, Xiao Yu looked disdainful, "You are too young."
So, we finally decided to give up the unpretentious and boring life of the rich.
On impulse, he fell and got stuck on the way from the police!
"Master, don't do it."
"I broke the defense!"
Wang Cheng and Zhou Yulong twitched from laughing.
After laughing.
The three master and apprentice leaned on the sand, feeling a little overwhelmed.
In those years of gold and iron horses, some people took advantage of the situation to make a fortune.
The rest of us were kicked by the horse... half crazy and half stupid.
Later, when I went to the toilet, I had to check my ID card, and I forgot a lot of things...
How could Wang Cheng and Zhou Yulong fail to see that Xiao Yu was deliberately making everyone happy.
The older you get, the less time you can laugh.
It's a rare break, and you must be happy.
"You say, sometimes I think of my ex."
Wang Cheng spoke suddenly and sighed, "Is there something wrong?"
"What's wrong with that?"
Xiao Yu shook his head, "Humans are emotional beings, even a dog will have emotions, let alone a human being."
"There is no such perfect person in the world." Zhou Yulong laughed.
"After being with Sister Yanyu, I realized that life is really different when I'm with different people."
Wang Cheng said with emotion, "The ex likes to be lively, and will go to Internet cafes with me, and even ask me which one hurts more, Yasuo or Akali."
"Sister Yanyu has a calm personality and loves me. Sometimes when I get off work late, she will wait for me and stay with me. We will watch a movie together."
"When I was with my ex, I didn't have much money, but I always wanted to enjoy myself in time."
"When we were together with Sister Yanyu, we were clear about every sum of money, and we would plan for the future."
"When you're with your ex, it's always a blast, even the fights."
"But with Sister Yanyu, we have an agreement that every time we lose our temper, we can't exceed the next day, but if we don't, we will make up again."
"Until that night, I told Sister Yanyu that I wish I could meet you sooner."
"In the end, Sister Yanyu told me that I had never met her in the past. At that time, she had a bad temper, and she also wanted to enjoy herself while quarreling with others.
"I was stunned at the time, and I asked, why are you so good now?"
"She said that because she met me, I was good-tempered and motivated. I was still a policeman and was gradually assimilated."
"Although, sometimes my ex still pops up in my mind from time to time."
"But I know that there is no such thing as meeting the wrong person at the right time. We were not mature enough at that time."
"Sometimes I meet later..."
Wang Cheng grinned, "It's pretty good, too."
Xiao Yu and Zhou Yulong smiled and nodded, understanding the meaning of Wang Cheng's words.
The former is youth and the latter is growth.
Everyone has to grow up.
Learned too many things, understood a lot of things.
so……
Is Yasuo's damage high, or Akali's damage exploded?
"In the past, chariots and horses were very slow, and you could only love one person in your life."
Xiao Yu sighed with a smile, "Now G is very fast. I use my mobile phone to scan short videos, and I fall in love with him in minutes. They are all long legs, and I like them all kinds of things."
"Hahahaha." The two apprentices laughed.
"We married men actually live more than the medlar in front of us."
Xiao Yu winked, "There's also beer, barbecue, and peanuts."
Laughing, the master and apprentice got up and walked out of the game room.
Don't dream, it's time to cook...
The three big boys were busy in the kitchen, preparing barbecue, beer, and juice.
Xiao Yu also prepared a barbecue for pregnant women specially for his apprentice and daughter-in-law.
After all, he is the father of two children. When he used to serve his sister, he still knew the eating habits of pregnant women very well.
During the meal, the adults laughed and laughed, and the children chattered.
Lovely.
Some people want to indulge in this laughter and happiness forever.
Sometimes people are easy to please.
For example, the sky is blue, the wind is gentle, and the sun is warm.
The people around me are safe and sound...