NIP Chapter 572: Love You, My Wife (more)
Chapter 572: Love You, My Wife (more)
At night, stay in bed warmly.
Xiao Yu, who turned on the air conditioner and entered the sage's time, is a little lazy now and doesn't want to move.
Huddled in Mu Qingwu's arms, the feeling of being hugged should not be too strong, it is comfortable.
If my sister doesn't follow the drama at this time, it will be more comfortable.
Xiao Yu couldn't figure it out.
Regardless of how intelligent women are, why do they like to watch some stupid dramas?
Not only watching, but also laughing, my aunt laughs!
"Sister, is this show really interesting? You still laugh at horror movies, at least you have to show some respect."
Glancing at the mobile phone that was playing the brain-dead drama, Xiao Yu couldn't understand, "By the way, this drama obviously doesn't match your style of painting."
"Girls' hobby."
Mu Qingwu's bright eyes were kind, and she pinched the cheek of Xia Huai's younger brother, her beautiful face bloomed like a flower, "It's as if you boys are naturally fond of lying."
"When did I lie?" Xiao Yu refused.
"Yes?"
Mu Qingwu smiled, "You took this photo just because I wasn't by your side, so you can see it for yourself?"
Xiao Yu: ...
I was speechless.
No, I have to struggle a bit.
To save face for us boys... Xiao Yu argues, "I still think it's not good to watch too many brain-dead dramas, it will lower IQ, and I feel like I was cheated by the telecommunications. Watching such dramas, don't scold me Can't sleep at all."
"Then tell me, how stupid is this show?"
Mu Qingwu lowered her head and kissed her brother's forehead.
"Just talk about the opening part."
Xiao Yu grinned, "The hero and heroine are lying on the bed and hugging each other for more than two minutes. Just when you thought they were going to do something...they really just hugged each other for more than two minutes, nothing happened. Do?"
"Can you still have any curiosity about this movie? What is the highlight? I just watch you hug each other? I might as well open the new folder on my E drive."
"Let's talk about this again. There was a zombie virus outbreak on the subway, and one person started to stab others crazily... The rest of the people neither ran away nor killed back. They stared at each other like mentally handicapped, and then were stabbed to death one by one. !"
"It's been years, and people in horror movies still only scream, fall, and kill butterflies... oh my god."
"To put it bluntly, the actor's AI is not as high as the mobs in the game!"
"Haha!" Mu Qingwu hugged her younger brother and laughed, "It's you instead"
"Change me?"
Xiao Yu smiled contemptuously, "Then I will direct the W Lily to cut through the defense, take Lushan Shenglongba to hit the fly, and take a bag of rice to resist how many floors, blowing you colorful..."
"Zombies? A needle trying to stir up the sea? I'll give them a big meal and let them understand what postpartum care is for sows!"
"Sister, if you look at the back, what blood, nausea, limbs, blood plasma, eyeballs, and large intestines are flying around... Is the blood plasma really free?"
"Poke lightly, and the blood rushes out, like digging oil... What, the sow is bleeding profusely after giving birth?"
"Can you have some common sense, how much blood does the human body have, and is it true that you shed a bucket of blood?"
"Actually, seeing this, for a person like me who is Buddhist enough to get rid of the curse three times, this film can no longer be described as a brain-dead."
"The director is treating the audience as if they had cerebral palsy, and even pressed the brains of the cerebral palsy on the ground and rubbed them fiercely!"
"Are you really so stupid?" Mu Qingwu almost burst out laughing.
"Not crazy yet?"
Xiao Yu rolled his eyes, "Then let's talk about the part I can't bear the most."
"This film, from the beginning to the end, is to express its righteous position."
"It's still the kind of people who use the banner of justice to kill all kinds of people and zombies. As long as they can survive, they will kill everything. Then why are you being righteous?"
"Apocalypse, zombies, who are you talking about justice with?"
"It's like a steamed bun with a rotten appearance, but the inside is full of feces, and you have to trick others into eating it."
"Treasure your eyes. Seeing them is like walking into the Yasukuni toilet. The smell of shit is overwhelming!"
"Don't be an old shit."
Mu Qingwu, who was trembling with laughter, was slightly annoyed, "You're a policeman, be gentle."
"Gentle shit?"
Xiao Yu thought for a while, "Should I say, give me a moment, let me wave goodbye to the impetuousness and hustle and bustle of this world? By the way, I'm sorry, I'm going to meet a good brother. Introduce you?"
Mu Qingwu bit Xiao Yu's neck.
The boss is gone, the wild cat is on the upper body.
Tsk, life is like this.
Xiao Yu gritted her teeth, aching and happy.
When you have a daughter-in-law, you know a lot of things.
for example……
BB cream is for wiping the face.
The menstrual period is not refreshed at zero point.
Girls don't just shiver when they're cold.
They look very arrogant and elegant.
But the heart is sometimes the same as duck egg yolk.
Not only like to listen to your talk.
I also like to hear you say hooliganism.
Without exception.
O woman!
...
Early the next morning.
Xiao Yu walked into the kitchen.
Some time ago he said that he wanted a small padded jacket.
Recently, my sister has been a little crazy.
Wanting a second child is crazy!
Feeling the dull pain in her old waist, Xiao Yu wanted to cry but had no tears.
This is not a pear I can bear!
But every time I think of Mu Qingwu going to ride a horse.
With the galloping, heaving and jumping of the horse...
Xiao Yu's mood will become cheerful and stretched, and he will start breakfast with a smile on his face.
Until... those familiar jade hands wrapped around his waist.
"younger brother."
Mu Qingwu's soft and seductive voice sounded.
"What?" Xiao Yu asked with a smile while cooking porridge.
"No appetite."
Like a cat, Mu Qingwu rubbed her cheek against Xiao Yu's back, "Can I skip dinner this morning?"
"no."
Xiao Yu snorted, "Eat at least a little, or I will get angry."
"If I finish eating..."
Mu Qingwu laughed, "Will you praise me?"
"meeting."
Xiao Yu was also laughing, "Kids who eat more will be praised."
"Forever?" Mu Qingwu asked.
"Okay." Xiao Yu replied.
Later.
One morning, the fog cleared.
Not just in the morning, not just in the fog.
What does that mean?
It turned out to be heavy fog.
I love you before you.
The fog lifted.
I love you everyone knows it.
At three minutes to ten, I will also start thinking about you.
I love you forever.
Love you, my wife! .